if you scored a goal at anfield, how would you celebrate?

[Stevie H]

choreographed, pre-planned, raw burst of emotion, kiss the badge, whip the shirt off and whirl it, sink to your knees and melt into a puddle of uncontrolled emotion?

 

how do you think you would react?

Edited May 18, 2007 by Steve H

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

 

but with real pablo

[Jonesy]

a big line of gak! that would get them talking

 

edit : Kamf fecking beat me too it! lol

Edited May 18, 2007 by Jonesy

[Stevie H]

you pair of t***s.

 

i was thinking legally.

[stressederic]

Dry martini and a hooker.

[fyds]

Turn to the Kop, jump in the air, shake a fist, give them both thumbs and thereafter lose the plot and end up getting booked most likely.

 

Dry martini and a hooker.

The James Bond of Rugby?

[Stevie H]

Dry martini and a hooker.

shaken or operation anfield exercise?

[stressederic]

shaken or operation anfield exercise?

 

As long as she doesn't spill my martini, she can do starjumps for all I care.

[Jonesy]

you pair of t***s.

 

i was thinking legally.

 

you mean that isn't ?

[fyds]

As long as she doesn't spill my martini, she can do starjumps for all I care.

You won't say that if she decides to do crunches...

[Mike]

strip off completely and run round the touchline doing circuits of the pitch like daffy duck when he gets overexcited, probably kissing the referee and the opposition captain on my way round.

[stressederic]

You won't say that if she decides to do crunches...

 

I would, it'd just be too high pitched for the human ear to register.

[fyds]

Think I prefer the mental image of Wayne in a thong!

 

So this would be a goal for Liverpool ladies then?

Edited May 18, 2007 by fyds

[Herbie von Smalls]

i reckon i'd be so overwhelmed my bowels would loosen. so i'd probably take a s*** on the opponents' goal line

[R A Softlad]

 

but with real pablo

 

SigN PAbLo!!

[Herbie von Smalls]

... using their keeper's towel for bog roll

[RafaShanks]

Something along the lines of this:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kuegj3S012M

 

[stressederic]

You'd be the old fella in the stands?

[fyds]

Take your pick!

 

20 best goal celebrations

[RafaShanks]

You'd be the old fella in the stands?

 

You mean rich, powerful and corrupt? Feck yeah.

[stressederic]

Love that Roger Milla one. Still got no idea what the 'keeper was doing out there.

 

And as much as it pains me to say it, Van Nistelrooy's one was great.

[RafaShanks]

Take your pick!

 

20 best goal celebrations

 

Ketsbaia. Still feckin hilarious after all these years.

[Mad_Fer_It]

Kiss badge/Show keeper badge/Run and remove shirt wildly/jump into the kop

[Saintslfc13]

I always told myself i'd act like it was nothing, throw up a peace sign or west coast to the supporters, and then proceed back to my position for kick off.

 

Of course i'd prolly go crazy and do something over the top resulting in my suspension for the next few games but it would be worth it.

[fyds]

You mean rich, powerful and corrupt? Feck yeah.

No, Murph...

Edited May 19, 2007 by fyds