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Alright I've come up with the title. One of you feckers wot is much clevererer than what I is can do the lyrics.

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Alright I've come up with the title. One of you feckers wot is much clevererer than what I is can do the lyrics.

 

He's Welsh but he's not gay

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Posted

He's Welsh but he's not gay

 

A driving fine, he'll have to pay...

Posted

He scores five hundred ways

Runs like a man who's crazed

You'll want to payand pay

To see his great dispaly

See Bellamy play

 

or

 

He likes to play croquet

And eats the cheese souffle

Drinks only cafe-au-lait

Loves to crochet

See Bellamy's gay

Posted

To the tune of 3 blind mice:

 

Three blind mice, three blind mice,

See how they run, see how they run,

They all ran after the farmer's wife,

Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,

Did you ever see such a thing in your life,

As three blind mice?

...............

See Bellamy Play

See how he runs

Goals fly in and he causes strife

He cuts defenses up like a carving knife

Is a Liverpool fan all his life

See Bellamy play, see Bellamy play

Posted

 

He likes to play croquet

And eats the cheese souffle

Drinks only cafe-au-lait

Loves to crochet

See Bellamy's gay

 

:applause:

 

 

See Bellamy Play

See how he runs

Goals fly in and he causes strife

He cuts defenses up like a carving knife

Is a Liverpool fan all his life

See Bellamy play, see Bellamy play

 

that's really bad.

Posted

Craig...Craig,,,,your a right winger

Away to feck you old time swinger

 

You play where i tell you....you little Welsh s***

Away to feck you old Scottish git

 

Right out the door and dont come back

Thank feck for that now my plan is on track

 

Right you little Welsh s*** whats this plan all about

I'll give you a buzz in a year or two's time

When your out of a job and im doing fine.

 

Celtic..Blackburn..your talking crap

Sorry Mr Sounness they are just a blip on my map

 

Ha Ha Ha. you take me for a fool

Yes Mr Sounness cause im joining the Pool.

 

:wacko:

Posted (edited)

SHame we have to go with See Bellamy Play but I can see why.

 

Bike would be much easier:

 

We took a punt

On an ugly Welsh runt

And his name is Craig Bellamy

 

He may well be a c*nt but he is OUR c*nt

 

 

:lol::lol::applause:

 

love that last line.

 

you can continue... 'he's the kind of tnuc that fits in with our world....'

Edited by charlie clown
Posted

Super striker Bellamy he looks like quasimodo

Against the Mancs and Blues**** he's going to score loads though

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