stressederic

I think that’s a tough harsh. It was played into a difficult area for defenders who were clearly worried about putting it into their own net.

I just realised Gyokeres played. There’s no way he touched the ball. He’s garbage.

Didn’t look like a team that weren’t playing for each other and the manager either. Need to keep putting in performances like that though. Obvious incentive to doing it away at Arsenal but need to roll Burnley out the way in the league next.

Huge respect to our lads for not sticking one on Martinelli because that was disgraceful. And that’s the best performance we’ve put out in months.

f*** off Martinelli.

Oh Bradley that looked painful

We’re staying pretty high so far.

Massive push in the back there.

Oooh that’s closer

Genuinely don’t know who we’d do. Not sure Chiesa is going to work here. Maybe Rio for Frimpong if we want that pace option?

They look so rattled. Our lads are putting in a f***ing great performance this half.

Oh Frimpong

Yeah definitely. But given there isn’t one I’m fine with this sort of possession and trying to break through the lines.

This is alright at the moment.

That’s a f***ing penalty

We look a bit fitter than we have done recently. We need to be as we’re getting through a lot of off the ball running.

Rolled that left ankle. That’s a bad one. If he’s staying on now his ankle will balloon at half time when the boot comes off.

f***ing hell that’s unlucky

Let’s just do this for the next 70 minutes

I retain a long-held interest in Eva Green - most likely as a summer option. She won’t give up the chance of a bigger signing on fee to join me now.

Well of course not. That's another hour's worth of payment to their mega lawyers fighting the 116 charges...

I've seen various pundits etc over the years suggest Keane as a 'go and get them fired up' sort of option. But yeah I think you're right in that if any previous players have to go and bend the knee to Ferguson in order to get his blessing, then Keane will never do that or get it. It's absolutely mad the shadow that old f***er still has on things over there. How many of his hand-picked/blessed appointees have f***ed them up now?

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Will he refuse to use the parking spot like Solksjaer did?

How’s that Brighton lad missed that?