Elisha_Scott

2 things...Firstly, he didnt get up because of a bet, that is 10000% lie. He got up for a laugh and the first Crouchie knew was when SG was giving him a shout on the mic. And, secondly, they were allowed out, a good night was had by all, long may it continue!

Apparently he has been training with us the last few days, but he is going to Spain soon for the rest of the season, but in his couple of sessions so far, he has looked very good, as fast as imagined and good on the ball too. Hopefull we get him back in July and by the start of the season he will be ready to go.

A source, although its not 100% done, it is looking very, very likely.

I was at the end by the weird executive stand, I had a black coat on but no hat

Probably best, you didn't miss much

How come?

I was in row 1 by that f***ing stand thing, and when we were 1-0 up, not a peep came from the 'fans' there. Then they equalised and they're all giving it plenty, 2-1 to them and this c*** with a grey hat on was using his hands in a mouthy gesture and closing it as if to say 'shut it' f***ing w*****. I was getting more and more wound up, being that close to them, then 3-1 to them and they're all doing it, birds as well. All the classics came out, calm down gestures, zip it, 'easy', the lot. I went f***ing mental as each of our goals went in, 3-2, I was giving grey hat a right mouthful, he was still holding up 3-2 on fingers, then 3-3 even more abuse was hurled, the zip it gesture not going down too well with the small time c**k. When Pongo scored to make it 4-3 I went as mad as I have done since Istanbul, it was such a great feeling, to have taken stick and been so down, and to be able to dish it out tenfold. It doesnt happen often, so I really enjoyed it. c*** of a ground that though - 'Unreserved seating' - f*** off! EDIT - Sorry, this probably belongs in the rant room, didnt realise how annoyed I still was.

Indeed, you are spot f***ing on mate. Posts merged: Touche

Well, when I had a pint with him the other week I asked him and he said it was ' Zhabi'

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Apparently early indications from training are that Kromkamp looks a good signing, better than Josemi, but not quite as good as Finnan, good cover though.

Dacourt is one player who is s*** scared of SG. That game you are referring to there, he limped off past Danny Murphy, Murphy gave him a polite smile and Dacourt said to him ' Im f***ing off before he kills me' And grimaced in Gerrards direction.

I downloaded them but only get sound, nop picture, think it says missing codec or something, any suggestions?

I have only just got in and need to see our goals again anyone got a link to them please?

Uncool is the new cool.

MEN, I was surprised at how good they were.

I went to Wings on Monday night, before the Cold Play concert, who, incidentally, were excellent, Ruud Van Nistelrooy came in while we were eating, and yes, he is f***ing ugly in real life too!

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Thanks for that mate. much appreciated.

yes, Ajax v NAC

Anyone got a link to that goal of his where he beats about 8 players?

No technical ability? keane? Surely you jest. He is not a flair player by any means, but to say no ability is ridiculous, the c*** is a great footballer, the best midfielder over here for years.

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Class goal he scored today, looks a quality prospect.