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I'm a country boy, not wise in the way of the city.. Murph said he could help me out... the rest I'm saving for my therapy sessions!

My parents warned me about people like you!

Ok I may have taken some poetic licence with the exact wording you asked me to post but a deal's a deal don't go trying to make out you don't remember, I know you're getting on a bit but fair's fair!

Missed the night but it was good to visit the Oakie and meet all of you I got the chance to. The pictures that Will kindly posts helped identify a few of you, and I must say that I was surprised at how flattering your pictures have been, I doubt that I have ever met such a freak show in my entire life, you are all without doubt an ugly looking bunch.... all that is apart from Murph who is a fine handsome figure of a man who reminds me of a young George Clooney! *was that ok Murph? btw when do I get my Fiver*

And Liverpool fans really want to see Spurs

Apologies in advance........ It doesn't sound strange mate, sounds more like comedy genius, maybe she was doing an impression..... Chorlton and the Wheelie bin...... I'll get my coat!

Hope you've got a widescreen monitor mate, Molby and Barnes on the pitch at the same time... you wouldn't want to tackle em for fear of them falling on you.... All it was lacking was some buckets of water and Stuart Hall and Eddie Wearing laughing their arses off

Well done on raising so much money, sounds like you all had a lot of fun aswell, I'm sorry now that I couldn't stay on but it was good to have met you all. Hope you feel better Jonsey, wouldn't want you to give the Welsh a bad name for not being able to handle the pace..

Sorry if I'm being slow, it is Friday after all, but all I get from that link with regard to the hearing is that it takes place today! Edit: the website link just updated for me with the result... those pipes that carry this tinterweb news thing must get narrower the further from London it gets...

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But surely no other manager, however good or bad, liked or disliked can be the most successful british manager of the last quarter of a century. That's like saying Rearce will never be the first man on the moon!!!

So have I! 10 minute walk from my Auntie's house on Queens Drive after a one and a half hour drive from North Wales; at least I drive my vehicle, they're not even flying the plane!!

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It's been a few years since I applied by post but it used to be that you only found out when you got the tickets through the door.

What the hell should it matter what the name of the website is? No football fan should go to support his team, regardless of who they are, and end up in hospital. The name of the website isn't the "Truly pathetic" thing about this thread. Make an effort and read about the "appeal of some sort" before spouting off.

Saturday, 18 March 2006 Arsenal v Charlton 2-1 Birmingham v Tottenham 1-1 Blackburn v Middlesbrough 2-1 Bolton v Sunderland 1-0 Everton v Aston Villa 1-1 Man City v Wigan 2-0 West Brom v Man Utd 1-0 West Ham v Portsmouth 1-0 Sunday, 19 March 2006 Fulham v Chelsea 0-2 Newcastle v Liverpool 1-2

I'm sure they love you A LOT to.... Group Hug!

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Saturday, 11 March 2006 Birmingham v West Brom 1-1 Blackburn v Aston Villa 2-0 Bolton v West Ham 1-1 Chelsea v Tottenham 2-1 Everton v Fulham 1-2 Portsmouth v Man City 1-2 Sunderland v Wigan 0-2 Sunday, 12 March 2006 Arsenal v Liverpool 0-1 Charlton v Middlesbrough 0-0 Man Utd v Newcastle 1-1 Wednesday, 15 March 2006 Liverpool v Fulham 2-0