Testify. Did he turn out to be a boyhood Birmingham fan in the end or was he Villa? Either way was sweet. Excellent on-air exuberant foulmouthery as well.
Aye, it's paramount to keep that bit of tabu somewhere. Look at the f*cking League of Ireland, for example, incestuous merry-go-round of a sham between the so-called huge rivals. Brothers, sisters, where's the hate?
There's plenty of people as bad at maths as Beckham, they're just not in the papers. There's plenty of people who would trade every ounce of their sums abilities to be able to hit a free kick like the English c*** or pass the ball like him in his overrated prime.
Cue post from someone saying, "Come off it -- we are Liverpool. I'd like to think that the best club in the world would be above that kind of pettiness. Leave that to the Mancs."