Harry spends £7.5mil of someone else's money and also gets a new indoor swimming pool built in the garden of his Sandbanks home - totally unrelated of course. It's a tough life, Harry.
I refer the honourable Dave G to the above evidence. And I apologise unreservedly to Gravy for not keeping him informed of which matches I shall or shall not be attendin. By the way, any 'corporate tickets' for sale?
Of course I'll get slagged for mentioning it, but he didn't set the world on fire when he was at West Ham - did he have injury problems there or did he get a run of games? Contrary to popular belief, I don't watch West Ham so I wouldn't know.