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Don't talk sh*te. Spurs were his first choice when he left Liverpool - the reason he didn't join them then was because he felt Santini wouldn't be there long. I'd say that was a pretty good hunch he had, up on a par with Quasimodo in fact. But don't let facts get in the way of a good lynching, eh?

Sorry, I won't do it again.

"If some laboratory ever tried to invent the perfect football fan, they'd struggle to better what I've seen at Liverpool." Excellent.

Cisse's wages are substantial - finding a Club willing to take him on would have been a very different proposal from loaning out Flo.

Oh that's alright then. If it's hands of the Police, we'll all be fine.

Oi, you bloody cameraman, get out of my seat

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You had to ruin it, didn't you??? Makes no sense. But then again.

I'll give you 1,000/1

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Do you want odds on that?

Get in.

Are you for real?

Rubbish that.

Well in mattster.

Never understood the need to call Robbie "God" - strikes me as a bit "Sky".

Spoke to Mike last night and he remembered the same conversation - funny that!! For the rest of you, two weeks ago at Sen's 50th, Bromage, Mike J, Will and I were discussing our options up front. Mike and Bromage were both adamant that they'd rather have Fowler playing for us than Owen (purely in playing terms) and Will and I genuinely thought they were joking/p*ssed. Jammy f'ckers. FAO the rest of you p*sstakers - F'CK OFF

It's called a blatant abuse of power, but thanks for your backseat moderation there. You're right, it's a bit baggy but it'll be fine.

When I had Fowler printed on the back of my shirt just before the FLF went to Leeds. Well I just got the shirt out of the wardrobe and so now you can all f*** off !!!

Yeah, f**k Carragher. Waht's he ever done for us?? You nobhead.

That's sentimental clap-trap bull-s***. And I f***ing love it!!!!

Who honestly cares? Why would a fan give a sh**? The scourge of modern-day football, IMO. EXACTLY what this evening reminds me of.

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