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An old fart father and son pairing sit behind me in the Moan stand, hopefully they're reading this, and from about September this year Morientes has been known as d****ead, Garcia as the spanish ponce, and Crouch as lanky streak of piss... Driving me round the f***ing bend... so many old fart pessimistic CONSTANTLY f***ING WHINGING t***s in there At least there's some comedy where the old guy can't even see properly and starts berating the wrong player all the time Half the main stand should be put out to pasture... and the other half threatened with summary execution if they ever utter 'You're not singing any more', 'Who are ya' or 'Easy' again...

Contradiction in terms surely? Anyway, ask Tetti, think she frequents one

Wouldn't go that far... was good in bursts though...

Help us Godwin Antwi, you're our only hope!

That was yesterday already? s***, I need to go to sleep

Maybe Rafa showing his ruthless streak after seeing Luis give the ball away one too many times... Don't want to see him leave though

Any ideas about why Kev?

No, it's that we'd be dissapointed with him if he had cost 7 million never mind 14, and that his on-pitch attitude generally stinks. He's been good in flashes, and worked hard for the team in flashes, but not consistently and has had some absolutely terrible performances. Can't remember many of his goals this season being class finishes either, flukey blasts, a cross that went in, handball into the net in the Supercup. OK they're goals, but not ones that inspire confidence and make you expect many more from him.

Did I hear that right? Rafa booed for bringing Crouch off instead of Mori?

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That ball had a s***load of spin on it and spun away from him as it landed, he did well to connect at all...

Loved it when he carried the ball out of defence when we were under the kosh right near the end and won a freekick with his trademark Didi crumple Mori played well, definitely a 7 I thought... Still not much of a threat in front of goal, but his first half display was impressive overall, I thought...

I'm severely tempted to give Didi a 9, he was bloody ace

Anyone think Adebayor was a bit of a monster? Only time this season I haven't been confident that Sami'll win everything in the air...

Looked blatant from where I was sat, directly in line with it in the main stand

From what I've seen of them, Pennant's delivery's far superior to SWP's, both are very good dribblers, but SWP probably is more of a goal-threat. Not sure who I'd prefer of the two...

Get a grip. Dave Usher said it was said in a press conference to the national press... which as ever, in that s***ty rag turns into "<insert name here> told the S*n". Personally, those comments reek of being taken out of context in response to leading questions about Everton and what it's like to play them and have you played them in the derby and what kind of reception d'you expect from the Everton fans and yadda yadda yadda. You can't give the lad s*** for recounting his personal experiences, which have then <shock horror> been picked up and maliciously twisted by the S*n.

See Hearts today (Romanov now picking the team) for an extreme version of the above...

Wasn't even a f***ing foul

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