Read this in today's Irish Times, quite funny: "You know that Leonard Cohen tune Hallelujah, the one John Cale and Jeff Buckley covered? Do you remember the lyrics? Well, they didn't quite go like this: "I heard there was a secret ball, Southgate dreamed it would beat them all, but you don't really play the long ball, do ya? It goes like this, the full pitch width, Downing's cross and Boateng's flick, the baffled 'keeper can't stop Mark Viduka. Mark Viduka, Mark Viduka, Mark Viduka, Mark Viduka." The song was penned as a tribute to the player by Alistair Griffin and is a bit on the excellent side (have a listen at www.myspace. com/alistairgriffinonline)."