Crazy Horse

Can we buy Sane?

What a night for young Master Conorson. Come on you Reds!

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He seems like a lovely dignified man. Surrounded by a bunch of absolute c****.

What a way to win El Traffico

Hope we're up to date on the insurance premiums

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I was thinking you meant Danny Wison - who I thought was still about 19, but is actually now 26 and playing for Colorado Rapids. Remember him? Didn't he look promising for about 5 minutes?

I thought I remembered from Panini stickers that Newell was 6 feet or more. Billy must be huge. And Shearer still growing.

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I love that Crooks thing, I read it every week just to see how bonkers he can be. This also caught my eye. Of all the players he could have picked, why those two I wonder? Mohammed Salah: Everything this man touches seems to turn to gold. Thirty-six goals in 41 appearances for Liverpool is quite extraordinary. Former Liverpool greats like Peter Thompson and Steve Heighway never got anywhere near that return.

He really has been watching Firmino

That's right, forgot about that one

so when was the last time someone scored 4 for us? EDIT: Michael Owen in 2003 apparently

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