The_Adder

Realistic summer In reckon will be: Elm Hoilett Luuk de Jong Plus one of: Belhanda Ramirez = About 30-35m quid

Is he better than Charlie Adam? If the answer is yes then we have improved, especially with Henderson and Shelvey added to the central midfield mix. I agree with everything Epieur and Shankly said re the owners.

Lucas in 5th and out nearly all season, nuts but a true reflection on the rest of the team.

Nailed on for City I reckon.

Apart from Chelsea, Scum and Bluenose fans who will be routing for that shower?!

Love the team we picked against Norwich, really interchanging going forward. For the final I'd for go it and player: Henderson - Shelvey Gerrard - Suarez - Bellamy Carroll Or Henderson - Shelvey Gerrard - Maxi - Bellamy Suarez Weirdly it looks like we have some decent options all of a sudden.

Strange that aint it! Him and Lucas could be an exceptional centre mid pairing with Gerrard, Suarez and two others causing havoc (not carnage) ahead of them - it is just finding the right two players - Bellamy is certainly one when he is fit, but he does have that fitness issue and cant be relied on, would be great to have say him, Sterling and potentiall Holiett as back ups to the main lads. Looks like we are in for Ramirez from Bologna and then we need another - pref a top striker.

Lets just sign Cavani and have done with it. Gerrard - Ramirez - Suarez Cavani f*** you premier league, we have three Uruguayans and we are going to s*** on your head

Good to see Hendo and Shelvey gettingbthe votes, promising. Hendo in the middle is a player.

I wouldn't start him in the spin game were u kiss which ever girl it lands on. He'd miss their lips and bottle it.

If Suarez plays Ill be fuming. Not least because my mate is a just a few points behind me in the fantasy league and the bluenose t*** has him as captain.

Ramirez and Hoilett would be superb. Just need an Aguero type and we are almost there, Higuin would do it.

Stone me now but Id rather have Hoilett. Potential 20. Speed, Skill, Supeb control, Scoring, loads of other good things begining with S's

Did he have a major stake?

Heard he was going to be given 'unlimited' money to spend if he stayed. Not that they need it. A Thiago Silva at centre back, a Jordi Alba at left back and that part of the team is sorted - they also have Tiago and Cesc to come in for Xavi when the time is right. All they really need to do is f*** this mad formation off, get Pedro and Villa back fit and play 4-3-3 like last season. Pedro and Villa scored nearly 50 goals between them last season, compare it to this and Xavi is Barca's second highest scorer with 14/15 - massive loss.

I think it has to be Carroll, that was the 'big one'. Could deffo be Downing too. Could have been talking about himself the amount of money he bought players for though. Comolli: Mr Lerner we'll give you £10m for your Mr Downing Lerner: f*** off I want £20m Comolli: "Yes mr Learner here is a big fat cheque and they have me down as 'hardballer' haha" (Yes CarraLegend I mentioned 'him' again, sorry).

Bielsa to Barca Mourinho to stay Harry to be sacked Roy to England Harry to West Brom (please) Kenny to move upstairs Rafa to LFC Di Matteo to stay on Emry to Bilbao AVB to Valencia Mancini to stay at City Moyes to Spurs Duncan Ferguson to EFC (please)

The irony...

f*** da Police

To be honest I dont think he has got a Kalou what Dirk is thinking

Was it still in the tin?

Didnt see that coming at all, He certainly wouldnt take any s*** but I reckon he'll just end up playing himself in Midfield

It is the drama that keeps on giving. I'd love him back in the squad: Lucas Gerrard Hendo Aquilani For centre mid, Adam to Barca for £15m as they change tactics after failing in Europe and at home this season. Sound lad.

Jeff Sheeves has just been round mine to break the bad news, he has got a thoughtful demeanour and a cosmic way of words

f***ing right get him in right now (or when the window opens)