Lick

He likes putting Dom there because he then has him moving into midfield when we've got the ball, to try and compensate for only having two midfielders. As if that makes up for all of the disruption.

f***ing wild how that's been completely overlooked.

If it'd been Bradley putting on that performance of Salah's he'd have been hooked.

That looked like a (mad) plan. Szoboslai and Mac Allister pushing right up on the forward line, over and over again. Made no sense whatsoever.

There's no sign of any plan for how we get him the ball in the box.

Very worried after that. Terrible management from start to finish.

Rodgers-esque, that was.

Why not? We look a shambles. Two record signings look terrible. He appears to have no idea how to fix it.

We're absolutely clueless

Frimpong done more in one minute than Salah in the rest of the game, more or less

And now f*** off Gakpo

They're all s***houses. f*** off. Manager included.

If Salah was playing for them he couldn't do much worse

Freddie Church knows what to do

There's no decision we can't take the wrong option on.