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I thought it was great television. You are all rather strange.

No. THIS is the best own goal ever.

There is no way in the world that either Steve McClaren or Sam Allardyce will get the job.

MOTSON - BARNET/CHELSEA

Motson was brought up a Chelsea fan.

Ian Darke is brilliant! What are you all on about? He gives the game a sense of occasion, of being an event!

22 years old?! How on earth did that get commissioned!!

He's the Everton correspondent. Bascombe does the Liverpool view. Prentice does the overview. Calm down!

That is just great!

It was on tonight. I'd forgotten about our disallowed goal!

No.

I thought Alonso was quite poor. Although there might be a reason behind that...

It's a press conference to preview Saturday's game!

I thought Alonso wasn't particularly good.

Not rumours.

That's because they are selling Defoe instead!! To... someone...

We have to move, it's that simple. But the board are completely against speculating to accumulate. Personally, I think they are taking the piddle. We need someone to come in from the outside and shake it up - and I mean properly shake it up. There will be some tears before bedtime before all this settles.

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The United song about Park Ji Sung is very funny, if you can take a bit of stick that is!

Souness would have done something at Newcastle. Bear in mind he got the to the FA Cup semi-finals last season, and should at least get to the quarter-finals this time around. He also got Blackburn Rovers promoted and won the League Cup with them. That's more than Newcastle have domestically won in 50 years! People have been going on about Souness not being good enough for a club of Newcastle's stature... what stature?! They don't win anything, they don't do anything, they aren't any good for anything, other than a good laugh. The sooner they stick with a decent manager for at least five years and let him sort the club out, the better they'll be for it.

I saw Traore yesterday. He was off into the Radisson.

Newsflash We played a team above us away from home They only beat us with a last-minute goal having openly admitted they played a risky strategy to nullify us in the hope they could score a breakaway goal. They didn't. They scored from a free-kick because our new player didn't mark up properly That is all

Wiganers are the most fickle people in the entire world. You only have to look at the rugby team.

It's all to do with practice. Back in the day, whenever my mates played football, I used to get shunted on to the left wing because I wasn't quite as good as the right winger. It ended up that I became rather decent with my left foot, while still good with the right. Which made me far more useful than the others. If they practice, it will come. Hard work is what is required. Although it does always amaze me that left-footed people are often far more useless with their right foot than the other way around.