Frosty Jack

Didn’t a Charlton player score a hat trick against us? Who was he?

He may have been closer to that had Evans not bafflingly preferred Leonhardsen.

Be weird if Arne just rocked up for season two with a full head of hair and nobody said anything about it.

Wirtz don’t come cheaply to LFC How can we find a way, pretend that we can afford you? Wirtz don't come cheaply Wirtz don't come cheaply to LFC Sales are the only way that we can safely buy you Wirtz don't come cheaply

What if he’s s***e though

And then could spend that 100m saved on a small ship to ferry Irish fans to and from Liverpool.

We need more of this. Liverpool FC aside, it was objectively better back then. This is a place where we can live out 2010 repeatedly, in a supportive and sympathetic environment.

The psychopathic impunity of Union Carbide, rather than Ant, was the hill he chose to die on. UC’s 20,000 victims in Bhopal didn’t get that choice.

It’s purely theoretical now with Chiesa. Which it always was tbf. He’s a far better player than Jota or Nunez but will it ever happen for us, or will he ever be given the playing time for it to do so? The one thing he does possess on paper is potential to improve the team, but at his age, for the sake of his career and World Cup chances, if I were him I’d be on the plane to Italy already.

Evertonized.

That was a notable exception. See also fall of Saigon.

In my experience it is actually quite difficult to get on the wrong flight.

Wirtz looks not arsed. Germany are poor. They’re not going to win anything with LCD Soundsystem up front.

We are all braced for Fyds’ return to the forum.

A more ceremonial role.

Carheex, Rashid, 4pool. They all made the effort, unlike some.

It’s akin to “the country needs to be run like a business”, reductive Thatcherite nonsense.

Mental from Bascombe this.

And never returned to this place after joining Chelsea.

Surprising that ChaoticPrimate didn’t chime in here.

Offer him cheaply to one of our rivals as a deep cover operative; a spy, a saboteur. Like Victor Moses.

Would need both Darwin and Jota leave and for Salah to accept some level of rotation to make staying worth his while. I’d obviously love it to somehow work out but still can’t see it. A serious offer from Milan or Napoli and he’s on the plane.

A complete waste of everyone’s time.