Walrus

Sign Owen as he's a boyhood Red!!!

Didn't he use to sort of stalk Ayline here? I remember seeing a few threads where he was offering a date or something... which was amusing.

Exactly.

Not true. He sometimes scores with an excellent finish, but an excellent finisher he certainly is not.

I'm expecting autumn319 to enter this thread any moment now...

The Mascherano stuff sounds a little more promising now. He'd be an exciting signing I guess, even if I'm not exactly sure where he'll fit in to be honest.

My Gooner mates have always thought of Lauren as the weak link in their team and I tend to agree. No thanks.

Yup, let's sell Gerrard Mad.

What's the difference between this and what that Wigan lad McCulloch did a couple of weeks ago?

Never in doubt, the man is surely coming!!! Gerrard

But that's just because our players have been tired after the World Cup and European Championships. Seriously though that table tells us what we already know. Unfortunately though, it's often forgotten among the Liverpool fans.

We need 3 as well. Can't afford a draw

We were CLEARLY the better side and I'm not afraid to say we've been poor when that's the case. Our defence hasn't been great granted, but you're not seriously saying Arsenal were the better team out there, are you?

Come on we're still in this! Get an early goal and we're on our way. To be honest we played them off the park without creating clear cut chances for 90% of the 1st half. 3-2 FT.

f***ing poor stuff from Riise, losing the ball like that for no reason. It was also Arsenal's 1st chance of any kind.

Clever change of a couple of letters there...

The official are saying Would you believe it?

Deco's wife is a smokescreen for Figo's wife.

Where's the width going to come from? And where will we play Mascherano? Also, who to partner Henry up front?

Read on an internet forum that Cesc Fabregas might be out of this one!!!

It's DEFINITELY on "It is never easy to come back when you have been out for that long and I only started training with the team on Monday," said Henry. "But Manu Adebayor and now Julio Baptista are injured so the boss called me back a bit earlier than planned. "I didn't know what to expect because you don't know where your body is going to be when you've been out [for five weeks]. But in a surprising way I was feeling fresh. Hmmm, interesting...

Should have said 16 obviously.

Rafa's big gob The attack on Bolton's playing style by Rafa Benitez before the Bolton game just goes to show the lack of respect that this man has for English football. He has no grace whether he is winning or losing. Liverpool are a big club. Bolton aren't. Yet this war of words just shows how far Liverpool have fallen. they now see us and Portsmouth as their main rivals. Oh, they'll never admit it, will they. Gerrard (how the hell did this man get an MBE?) said in the Liverpool programme that they should be expecting to take six points off clubs like Bolton each season. Who the hell does this man think he is? Give a little respect and you might get some back. Gerrard is both a diver and a stamper and is nothing more than a flat-track bully. He goes missing in big matches both for England and Liverpool. f***ing hell, I have just woken up from a beautiful dream, where Gerrard lead us both to CL and FA cup glory in successive seasons Liverpool had to beat Bolton on Monday and they did it because of the money that they have to build a bigger squad than Bolton. If they hadn't beaten the Whites, Benitez would have had to eat humble pie. We'll leave that to next season or to the next time that the scousers are humiliated at the Reebok. If you don't want to play English football Rafa, then feck off back to Spain to play with all the girlies. All in all, a balanced and well thought-out article, I would say