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Could be Wirtz that if he’s up for it.

Plus we can stop paying taxes.

Slightly amusing to see Newcastle and Chelsea in the league cup draw northern and southern sections. Also Everton have drawn Preston away but didn’t they play their match at a knackered Goodison cos their ground is up the spout? Does that mean??? Everton have to go back there in the away end????? And you know they’ll get beat if they do. Cos how Everton would that be?

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I thought Andy Burnham was a blue. Turns out he’s you.

No one else in the professional game is allowing Slaphead Almighty anywhere near their players. Not even Giovanni van Bronckhorst in his snide new job at Feyenoord. Yeah, saying that in all earnestness is the extent of the work they will do that day.

I think we must have won the league against all his instructions. He never did really celebrate anything in a conventional manner the way a human would.

In a courtroom you’re seeing all this? With Rodgers pulling out an envelope and saying ‘one of those jurors will disappoint me…’ Youre right. More managers should sue for libel.

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News from every corner of the Empire. Wasn’t perfect when you look back at it was it tbf.

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It’s still our Pathe News. No one likes that it is, but it is. People saying ‘I refuse to watch the news as it’s owned by someone evil’ is f***ing tiresome. They keep on wanting to win this useless privileged argument in all the threads.

Is where we had our base for The Final. Was a German fella had a steak restaurant there overlooking the bay with only about four tables, two of which were outside, didn’t speak any English, didn’t ask what you wanted, didn’t care either, just pointed for you to sit down and went out the back and cooked four steaks himself - someone else would have done a few chips and a bowl of salad I expect - and then he stood there filling up the doorway and nodding while you nearly fell off your chair as you ate it. I’d have a gaff there if I was on Mo’s money. Ten million you say?

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