UAE are a fair bit behind Saudi and Bahrain from what I've seen so far. If UAE was quicker to dish out passports it would soon have a strong team though.
I think God would surely be on the side of the Righteous, so we'd sing hosannas and crush the infidels, no sweat. They eat snail-heads dipped in garlic as well, the dirty gets. Horses arses also. And their music is crap.