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I thought our troubles with him might be off the pitch. He's looked decidedly poor on it, I'd take him causing grief off it of he was a bit better.

Fabio Borini Roma £10,400,000 Joe Allen Swansea City £15,000,000 Oussama Assaidi Heerenveen £3,000,000 Nuri Sahin Real Madrid On Loan Samed Yesil Bayer Leverkusen £1,000,000 Daniel Sturridge Chelsea £12,000,000 Philippe Coutinho Inter Milan £8,500,000 João Carlos Teixeira Sporting Lisbon £830,000 Luis Alberto Sevilla £6,800,000 Iago Aspas Celta Vigo £7,000,000 Simon Mignolet Sunderland £9,000,000 Kolo Touré Free Transfer Free Aly Cissokho Valencia On Loan Mamadou Sakho Paris St Germain £15,000,000 Tiago Ilori Sporting Lisbon £7,000,000 Victor Moses Chelsea On Loan Rickie Lambert Southampton £4,500,000 Adam Lallana Southampton £25,000,000 Emre Can Bayer Leverkusen £9,750,000 Lazar Markovic Benfica £19,800,000 Dejan Lovren Southampton £20,000,000 Divick Origi Lille £9,800,000 Javier Manquillo Atletico Madrid On Loan Alberto Moreno Sevilla £12,000,000 Mario Balotelli AC Milan £16,000,000

I tend to agree with this, he's not exactly being butchered. He's also got this silly habit when he's chasing back of pushing the player in possession in the back and giving away a cheap free kick. It's like he couldn't be arsed to run back and do it, so a free sorts that out.

Lallana Enrique *Sterling *Sterling would have been top only for his brainfart and his pen miss

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He does project a certain seriousness alright. Maybe just careful with media. Can we now term you as 'media'?

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He's better than our lot give him credit for, but not by much.

Me too.

That's just marvellous.

I love this. I'm f***ing 14 again.

Peters will need a shrink now lads.

Vic mate, we're about to sign Mario Balotelli. This s*** can wait.

He's got 4 league winners medals in his a*** pocket. FFS, people, Shane Long went for 12m, Ross McCormack went for 11m. 16m is daylight robbery. It's like someone's swapped the tag in the shop and stuck a really cheap one on a very expensive item. This is all good.