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I was in row 1 by that f***ing stand thing, and when we were 1-0 up, not a peep came from the 'fans' there. Then they equalised and they're all giving it plenty, 2-1 to them and this c*** with a grey hat on was using his hands in a mouthy gesture and closing it as if to say 'shut it' f***ing w*****. I was getting more and more wound up, being that close to them, then 3-1 to them and they're all doing it, birds as well. All the classics came out, calm down gestures, zip it, 'easy', the lot.

I went f***ing mental as each of our goals went in, 3-2, I was giving grey hat a right mouthful, he was still holding up 3-2 on fingers, then 3-3 even more abuse was hurled, the zip it gesture not going down too well with the small time c**k. When Pongo scored to make it 4-3 I went as mad as I have done since Istanbul, it was such a great feeling, to have taken stick and been so down, and to be able to dish it out tenfold. It doesnt happen often, so I really enjoyed it.

c*** of a ground that though - 'Unreserved seating' - f*** off!

 

EDIT - Sorry, this probably belongs in the rant room, didnt realise how annoyed I still was.

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I was in row 1 by that f***ing stand thing, and when we were 1-0 up, not a peep came from the 'fans' there. Then they equalised and they're all giving it plenty, 2-1 to them and this c*** with a grey hat on was using his hands in a mouthy gesture and closing it as if to say 'shut it' f***ing w*****. I was getting more and more wound up, being that close to them, then 3-1 to them and they're all doing it, birds as well. All the classics came out, calm down gestures, zip it,  'easy', the lot.

I went f***ing mental as each of our goals went in, 3-2, I was giving grey hat a right mouthful, he was still holding up 3-2 on fingers, then 3-3 even more abuse was hurled, the zip it gesture not going down too well with the small time c**k. When Pongo scored to make it 4-3 I went as mad as I have done since Istanbul, it was such a great feeling, to have taken stick and been so down, and to be able to dish it out tenfold. It doesnt happen often, so I really enjoyed it.

c*** of a ground that though - 'Unreserved seating' - f*** off!

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my first domestic miss of the season :angry:

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Guest Anders Honoré
you can piss off.........

 

good job I am leathered :D

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I am gonna go with your ma and say you might have yourself a drinking problem, dave. :dynamite:

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On the subject of Kenilworth Road, the whole fecking place should be demolished ....as it is a $hite hole of massive proportions, i went there once with a Luton supportin pal, to watch the hapless Hatters get mangled by an equally cack Macclesfield ....my god, what a friggin toilet.

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That ' stand ' is like a sh***y pavillion. 6 or 7 little holiday chalets in a row.

 

Horrible.

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Does anyone remember a game at Kenilworth Road in 1987 or 1988 when Craig Johnston (I think) spotted Nigel Spackman sitting on the balcony in one of those chalets? He pointed it out to some of the other players at a thow in and they all waved at Spackman.

Anyone?

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I was in row 1 by that f***ing stand thing, and when we were 1-0 up, not a peep came from the 'fans' there. Then they equalised and they're all giving it plenty, 2-1 to them and this c*** with a grey hat on was using his hands in a mouthy gesture and closing it as if to say 'shut it' f***ing w*****. I was getting more and more wound up, being that close to them, then 3-1 to them and they're all doing it, birds as well. All the classics came out, calm down gestures, zip it,  'easy', the lot.

I went f***ing mental as each of our goals went in, 3-2, I was giving grey hat a right mouthful, he was still holding up 3-2 on fingers, then 3-3 even more abuse was hurled, the zip it gesture not going down too well with the small time c**k. When Pongo scored to make it 4-3 I went as mad as I have done since Istanbul, it was such a great feeling, to have taken stick and been so down, and to be able to dish it out tenfold. It doesnt happen often, so I really enjoyed it.

c*** of a ground that though - 'Unreserved seating' - f*** off!

 

EDIT - Sorry, this probably belongs in the rant room, didnt realise how annoyed I still was.

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Which end of that row where you at? I may have seen you! Did you have on a black coat and red hat as I saw (with glee) one of our number giving it back in spades to the locals late on! Just seen the recording the Missus made when I got back (am almost thawed) and someone said the pitch - may have been tosser Motty - was in almost perfect condition! Looked like a patchy WWI battlefield preservation job from where I was standing.

 

Also, cheer for the genius who started the '3-1 and you f*cked it up!' chant and the ironic reprise of 'Hansen, Hansen what's the score?'...more and more like the old days every week ;)

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On the subject of Kenilworth Road, the whole fecking place should be demolished ....as it is a $hite hole of massive proportions, i went there once with a Luton supportin pal, to watch the hapless Hatters get mangled by an equally cack Macclesfield ....my god, what a friggin toilet.

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To be fair to them, they've been trying to move for years with even less help than we've had from the local council. Their latest earmarked site has just been (again) taken off them to extend Luton Airport.

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Which end of that row where you at? I may have seen you! Did you have on a black coat and red hat as I saw (with glee) one of our number giving it back in spades to the locals late on!

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I was at the end by the weird executive stand, I had a black coat on but no hat

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Other than the shooting Mrs. Kennedy, how did the President enjoy the drive through Dallas?

 

Classic rant, Elisha.

 

I was in their main end last night - took a pounding thoughout from the biggest no-mark, small timers I have ever met. If I hear 'Easy, Easy' again, I'll smack the tw*t who does it.

At 4-3, I smiled at the main man who, with his little boy (5?6? year old), called me a 'robbing Scouse c*unt'. I asked him if his child was called 'asbo' - he reported me to the stewards and I got chucked out!

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At 4-3, I smiled at the main man who, with his little boy (5?6? year old), called me a 'robbing Scouse c*unt'. I asked him if his child was called 'asbo' - he reported me to the stewards and I got chucked out!

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:D:applause:

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Does anyone remember a game at Kenilworth Road in 1987 or 1988 when Craig Johnston (I think) spotted Nigel Spackman sitting on the balcony in one of those chalets? He pointed it out to some of the other players at a thow in and they all waved at Spackman.

Anyone?

 

Yep! I remember that....or at least I remember my brother telling me about it at the time.

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I was at the end by the weird executive stand, I had a black coat on but no hat

Funny isn't it? I couldn't have been more than a few yards from you mate - the big blonde idiot singing 'Fields of Anfield Road' until he coughed a lung up in the cold :D

 

I was on the left too about 8 rows up, didnt get wound up by them at all somehow. Apart from with the tea hut. Needed something to warm up my feet, so chose a hot drink. :wacko: Grey water it was. Foul stuff

Had a small flask of Espresso that I take to matchdays to avoid such a fate! Only just about worked yesterday though despite the thermals!

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