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My first child was born today

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Nice one Sammya

 

Elias is a good name

 

 

Let’s hand out some parenting tips people

 

1 outdoor lifestyle

2 make things (cupcakes and s***)

3 get a dog

4 music lessons, but join in and get him playing songs he’s heard on the wireless ( if you can’t play anything then get learning now)

5 if you end up coaching his footy team but you’ve been up all night partying the night before a game, take a hip flask in case you can’t hold it together when you’re delivering a crucial team talk; remember - a weak manager is a poor role model

You won’t find this last one in any parenting manual but it’s saved my ass a few times

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Get my iptv and device off me. You'll save loads in the long run!! ;)

5 if you end up coaching his footy team but you’ve been up all night partying the night before a game, take a hip flask in case you can’t hold it together when you’re delivering a crucial team talk; remember - a weak manager is a poor role model

You won’t find this last one in any parenting manual but it’s saved my ass a few times

 

Safeguarding alarm bells ringing all over the shop here ....not for the kids you understand.

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Get my iptv and device off me. You'll save loads in the long run!! ;)

 

 

Safeguarding alarm bells ringing all over the shop here ....not for the kids you understand.

cheers mate

 

I feel safer already

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If you are based in Liverpool I can recommend Cressington Manor Nursery....

 

Time it right and you might discover a world of amazing parties

This sounds like a wife-swapping club front.

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Thanks all for being so nice. It’s great to be on the end of it. I’m going to show it to my partner so she can retrospectively be less angry with me for always being on “that bloody forum” for the past 4.5 years.

Great, I can say something controversial.

The kid is a nuisance, I don’t rate him.

 

Congratulations x

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I always thought people made up about wanting to get home and see their kids.

They genuinely mean it for a few years.

 

Congrats to you and Mrs S.

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I always thought people made up about wanting to get home and see their kids. I can see I was wrong already. Welcome to the world Elias Anderson. There’s loads to see.

Post of the year.

 

Happy days to you and yours Sammy

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