Swine flu now officially a pandemic

[honourablegeorge]

Apparently there's 50,000 United fans pig sick in Rome

[sutty]

This joke is also a f***ing pandemic. 5th time I've been sent it via email/text/internet today

[kop205]

yes yes, and Noth West Water issue flash flood warning due to 1 million scousers pissing themselves etc etc.

 

Still funny though!

[johngibo YPC]

I've had the 'Welder needed to fix roof back on bus in Salford' a couple of times

[Jarg Armani]

what's red and goes beep beep beep?

 

man u's victory parade bus reversing back into the garage.

[smithdown]

oh the famous man united went to rome to see the pope...

[Murphman]

oh the famous man united went to rome to see the pope...

 

 

But they didn't because even Maggie Thatcher is more popular than those c*nts.

[kop205]

My favourite one yet:

 

Teacher asks class to put the word 'contagious' in a sentence.

 

Little Ron says "Measles are contagious."

 

Little Katie then says "There's a bug goin around which is contagious."

 

And finally little Paddy says "Me da was watchin Ferguson lose the champs league last night and he says it will take that c***ages to win as many as Liverpool!"