An oldie

[Murphman]

The Irish Prostitute

 

An Irish Daughter had not been home for over 5 years.

 

Upon her return, her father cussed her, "Where have ye been all this time? Why

did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not

understand what ye put yer old mum through?"

 

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff .... dad .... I became a prostitute "

 

"Ye what??!! Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to

this family."

 

"OK, dad .... as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur

coat, title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a savings certificate for £5

million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye, daddy, the

sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus

a membership in the country club..." ... (takes a breath) ... "and an

invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board me new yacht in

the?Riviera, and ..."

 

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

 

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff .... a prostitute, dad! .... sniff, sniff."

 

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a

Protestant. Come here and give yer old da a hug!"

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