It's Friday, here's a s**** joke

[Gilps]

An Alsatian walks into the Telegram sending office and waits at the counter.

 

The assistant finally asks " Do you want something?" to which the dog replies " Yes. I want to send a telegram."

 

"Right oh" says the man and gets his pad and pencil out to jot down what the dog wants to send.

 

"Woof woof. Woof woof woof. Woof woof. Woof. oh and Woof" says the dog.

 

"Well" says the assistant "you can have 10 words for the price of 9 you know. Do you want to send another Woof?"

 

"Why would I do that?" asks the dog puzzled. "It wouldn't make any sense if I did that"

[Tosh]

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