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They only reason Chelsea would buy Kuyt is to p*ss us off. They don't need him, if they don't see Kalou as a 3rd choice striker, they should buy a pacey finisher (like Bellamy), but would probably buy Tevez or someone else over hyped.

He's the new Alves. Only there's not been a widely touted back up, like Pennant for Alves. It seems from most reports it Kuyt or nobody.

I've met him twice and been to a few dinners and to me it seemed he had a very 'i'm better than you' attitude. Whereas i've met AK and he was a legend. I was also involved in the running of a charity dinner, and he was asked to speak for just the cost of travel (the same all the other guests including 2 ex pool players were getting) but said something like 'Don't you know who I am? I don't work for nothing'

Josemi, for getting to the front of the CL photo with his stupid flag, whereas Carra and other 'heroes' were at the back! He'll be forever sketched in our history now! Diouf - For being a dick Diao - For being s*** Phil Neal - very good player, arrogant tosser of a man.

Chelsea will probably make a stupid bid of like £40m for Tevez.

I think I read somewhere it's only slightly bigger, the camera angle at highbury made it look smaller as well.

Hardly by a big margin though, the amount of chances we had we should have topped it, hopefully Bellamy and x striker will improve that.

Defoe won't be cheaper than Kuyt, much dearer probably.

We're last at 33/1 Is this because our defence is amazing, or because the bookies see our goalscoring threat as weak? I think a bit of both, but Stamford Bridge is one of the favourites, with their defensive record, they must really rate their attack. It looks as if the bookes have just guessed. I'd say at home, we should be looking to put a few past most teams. We're 33/1 along with Goodison, The Reebok and Villa Park. http://www.oddschecker.com/betting/mode/o/...788x/sid/622926

Newcastle can score as many goals as they want, their defence is still terrible. They had a post-Souness boom last season, I expect Roeder to be ousted as terrible by xmas.

I think he has a large sell on clause, meaning Spurs would need to sell him for at least £10m just to break even as West Ham get some. I couldn't see him leaving for less than £12m.

Bentley completed a permanent move to Blackburn

That's why it was false hope I was confident at the start of the week, but now i'm not so sure, especially if the cartoons and their bottomless bank loan rear their heads. £15m + 75k a week + a mansion + a car + 'the best fans in the country , could easily sway a players mind away from CL or honours. Hopefully Kuyt isn't like Duff, and has some ambition.

Can't see a thread for it, but Carrick's off injured for munters, looks serious, tis his ankle

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I hope Kuyt signs for someone and fecking quick so we can put this thread to bed!

More worried about Jack 'New Hyypia' Hobbs, than Gabriel 'New Carra' Paletta. Paletta's new to the game, Hobbs just looks terrible. One poor game - ok, two - bit worried, but 3 in a row?

Which is why he can't work a DVD player?

Ian Dowie

Nobody had better send Dowie a tape of tonight's game, or we'll be stuck with him.

That's b******s.

I think the people who are laughing are actually the more worried of us, and are trying to use it as a facade. 5-0 against anyone is a disgrace, in any circumstances, and I hope ALL of them, rightly so, get a b******ing.

Feyenoord v Middlesbrough, 13:30 Sunday. Possible give us some information, IE. if he's not involved, a deal could be close. If he is involved, unlikely they'd risk him if there was a deal iminent.

yes, there was a table somewhere. get one of the copy and paste kings to dig it out.

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