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He's not officially our player yet, once he signs then we can start to lie about his looks and how he's just asthetically challenged.

Some of us - possibly.The pikey's over at cfcnet definately.

Is there really any need for taking them photo's? Especially of his orange chav bird.

Anyone got an idea on the price? Heard anything from £8m-£12.2m. I hope it's not the latter.

7 when Kewell leaves

Everton couldn't fill a 70k ground if they gave tickets away.

I'd like to thank for Newcaslte for stepping aside and letting him sign for us... Well that's what the local Newcastle press are saying... w*****s Shove Duff/Owen up your fat geordie arses.

Sure, if we had £25m.

I'm enjoying reading the toon forums this morning. Kuyt is s***, over-rated, not worth £10m and they never wanted him anyway

No you got it wrong. More like OMFG LOLERZ WTF FFS SACK FFS BENITEZ FFS WTF LMFAO @THIS, IIRC WE'RE s*** LOLERZ OMGZ.

Is it true Van Gaal has just said Kuyt's too good for toon? I've been told he said Dirk'll score 20 goals for any club he goes to and will produce loads of assists.

The run's/postions he makes, tends to lack the end product on ocassions.

I wouldn't be that gutted if we didn't get Kuyt, he's a good player but I think he would struggle to meet up to a £10m price. I've never seen him have a great game, a hard worker, but doesn't seem very skillfull IMO. Dare I say it, slightly morientes-esque (although Mori had some nice skill at times). I DO think he's better than Morientes, just not worth getting that excited/worried over.

It's probably just a nothing story like, but he's a bit of a carralegend in the copy and paste stakes, so he reads a lot of website stuff, say's he's seen it from more than one source. It doesn't sound true, so hopefully it isn't.

He said it came from the dutch media, not exactly tribal, but not an in the know source. I would find it odd, as the board don't really have any say in how good a player is, and we've been selling/loaning to raise money, only to not use it? I doubt we could find a player better than Kuijt for the same/less price as well. Maybe Feyenoord have done a Simao and raised the price under fan pressure, as he's loved over there.

A dutch friend of mine has told me there's a rumour is Holland that the Kuyt - Liverpool deal is off as we (he mentions the board) don't believe he's worth what Feyenoord want, but Kuyt would rather stay with them than join Newcastle, who want any deal pushed through by the weekend.

Jug ears on beeb just said coventry get 250k with Kirkland playing for England!

£13m on a poor man's Sissoko £18m on a poor man's Alonso We got our pair for £15m and Stevie through the youth... Makes you think how lucky we are to have our class midfield.

aye

Aye but if he goes t tha gurdies like, he'll like get a big luff in wif Jim white of da telly like. Bestest fans ever like, woohoo toon for da league.

A few Newcastle boards seem to think they'll match our bid and Kuyt'll pick them because he'll play everyweek whereas he'll be a bench warmer for us... God I hate them...

I like what the beeb do where you can listen to fivelive instead of Motson's Rooney love in.

That poster on RAWK, Feyenoordfan, who has been giving them information, said it's 100% done deal.

eye, thought it was incorrect.

Anybods know when the CL group stage deadline is for registering players?