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Why is he still on the pitch? We've got Frimpong on now. Is it now Jones, Frimpong AND Salah on the right?

DONT JINX IT

Chelsea will probably get their third manager this season before we sack Slot.

Bet you were hoping Chelsea wouldn’t equalise so you could get that out

Yeah. Draw would probably be good. I can see Utd losing a few, i can't see us playing well enough to take advantage though. Especially now our biggest goal threat is out for the season.

Has anyone ever seen Brendan Rodgers, David Brent and Mikel Arteta in the same room togeher?

We're the best at regressing, finally a trophy!

RIght, so Chelsea - United today as thing stand: 3rd: United - 55pts 4th: Villa - 55 pts 5th: Us - 52 pts 6th: Chelsea - 48 pts 7th: Brentford - 47 pts 8th: Everton - 47 pts Should i be supporting utd hoping for a utd win? We're s*** and not getting 4th. Best to stay 5th and have CL next year, so Chelsea losing is better than United losing?

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he was never the fastest poster to begin with

Poor lad. Also, poor us. We buy 2 strikers to the tune of 230m in the summer of 2025, one cant start the first season fit and the other cant start the second season fit. It's going to be 2027 by the time they're ready to (properly) start together.

I'm slightly more positive. We were playing against the best team in Europe without our 2 star strikers fit & available for most of the game. If we'd gotten that penalty or 1 of our chances went in it could have got interesting. I'd rank it as a C-, which is an improvement on the E's and F's i've seen this season.

Poor lad, hope it’s not as bad as feared.

I thought we looked better yesterday. It’s obviously a very low bar, but we were much more up for it and had decent energy. We’re unlucky that Isak is still not the 150m signing he was and also unlucky that our brightest forward was injured early. But we created decent chances and looked lively. Thats not to praise Slot, it was just about the minimum acceptable performance. It was a lot better than previous dross though.

wow, konate

Gakpo? Oh, i see your point. We could also move Salah to 9

tying your shoelaces?

out for the season?

bloody hell

Uho, i hope Ekitike is alright...

if mo can't play a full 90/120 then you'd rather have him on the pitch at the end when it counts (if i'm being generous/playing devil's advocate)

i thought isak was scoring there

i like kerkez also, ekitike has now moved to the left oh, back right

they were more awake than we were there, got lucky