MarkD

I read your second paragraph as “What did The Romans ever do for us?”. Sorry

Nah, we’ve got Sepp van der….oh, maybe not. Joey Gomez - fully attuned, motivated and ready to go…oh, maybe not. It’s only the second game!!!

Here we go: Quansah picked up injury in training. Needs a test.

Shipping out the names mentioned leaves the cup sides bereft never mind when injuries bite.

I’ve heard of Minas Morgul, Minas Tirith but our club being Minas Players at the end of the window seems like a fantasy story.

Leeds seem to have sold a few players, so I hope our scouts have visited Elrond Road.

Give him a second series, you swine

I’d swap Elliott in place of Dom now and then Robbo off (he looks so rusty).

Slow and sloppy (not prison slang).

Was told we have made a further enquiry to Newcastle for Gordon. Not an offer, not a bid just an enquiry. This was on Monday I believe so fits with the noise around Diaz increasing. Nothing concrete to add I’m afraid.

So f***ing up the contracts of key players means we have to f*** up the transfer windows now because we need to fix the first f*** up at some undetermined date. Smartest guys in the room strike again!

John Henry to Michael Edwards: ”Go get me the pen, the letter to the supporters won’t write itself”.

Most arrogant owners ever. Blew up in the home straight last season so add no new players to help overcome that. The three most important outfield players all in contract limbo and the only approach to convince them to stay is inertia. It’s at a self harming stage now. Hughes’ naivety at briefing beforehand, falling for “the cheque is in the post line”, having no back up, then failing to close is sackable. We supposed to be a big club and with that comes pressure and consequences for your actions.

We have probably spent all the money on paying for a top of the range transfer team. f***ing amateur hour. No contracts offered to either Salah or Virgil as yet, no players signed.

Specifically, show him the windmill and tell him that was the place Don Quixote tilted at.

Are you saying it’s got Simao vibes? (One for the kids there).

Zsou bisou bisou with an enraged Don Draper in the directors’ box

Plaice, surely?

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I’ve seen some awful posts but this caps the lot.

Name mentioned to me to watch for- and if previously posted then apologies: Ajax’s Jorrell Hato. Young cb.

Great player

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My contact no longer has any access as she has moved to cover Inter/AC for her company. If we are buying or selling to/from them I might hear something.