I've scored LOADS of own goals (though most of them would have been given the striker, unless it was Crouch of course, we can't have him scoring). Amongst them are: 2 where the ball was played back to the keeper, I was shepherding in front of the striker so he couldn't close him down, and our keeper hit it against me (in my face both times) and it went in. 2 in one game... one where a shot was dragged wide but as I'd gone to try and block it it hit my ankle and deflected it in.... the other where the striker had gone round the keeper, and I tried to tackle him from behind and put the ball wide, but it trickled in off the post. I've had a couple of Paul Parker-esque ones where they've shot and it's spun off me when I try to block it and lobbed the keeper. The worst one was when the ball broke free in the box from a corner, and the winger I'd been battling with all game was going for it. It was about 80-20 in his favour, but I was facing my own goal, and him facing away from the goal, so I decided I was gonna smash him.... he s*** out of the tackle meaning I belted the ball in the top corner I can honestly say that with all my own goals (and I'm well into double figures) that is the only one that is really my fault... and that's cos the other fella was a s***house. I had no right to win that tackle. I have scored a whopping 2 goals in the right end... one direct from a corner, and the other a 30 yard lob, having spotted the keeper of his line!