Rusty Shackleford

The fact is that we insist on 'daring brinksmanship' which, whilst saving the odd quid here and there, often results in top targets going elsewhere. The deal today may have been undoable, but fannying around for two and a half months on another spectacular failure put us in this position in the first place.

Off. Confirmed. Deep joy. Someone shoot Ayre in the face.

I hope he's writing how s*** Gerrard is where he's playing.

f***ing brutal. Is Gerrard the s***test defensive midfielder ever? Has Coutinho somehow become the world's first case of viral cerebral palsy? And now we are one down. Deserved you bunch of f***ing knobs.

They'd wing it.

Seriously, is this a surprise? Going all giddy at the top of the league based on a couple of outstanding attacking players and an ability only to turn the s*** over with any regularity. We have a poor defence led by the awful Skrtel and the even worse Johnson, which is shielded by Lucas who isn't half the player he was before his injury, who wasn't really good enough before it anyway. We are at least three top players in the starting eleven away from being able to compete with our rivals and f*** knows how many more in the squad. I hope i'm back at 17.45hrs eating my words but it doesn't look like it'll happen.

Just one change, Sakho for Agger. Confirmed.

Dreadful performance here. Our Football was more positive this time last year.

This is pissing me off. What garbage this half.

Utter s*** in this second half. On the verge of a rare six point start and we seem to be doing everything possible to throw it away.

Surely If you swapped Downing and Garcia twice on matchday then you'd actually just be getting Downing back?

Both of them useless f***ing c****.

It's going to be another one of 'those' days.

It's not corruption you hysterical t***s. It's ineptitude. We're going to f***ing lose here and Agger's going to get a multi month layoff. This is f***ing s***.

Ostravan Maradona

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The topless bird in the pink bikini bottoms is f***ing gorgeous though.

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The thread title sounds like a new Scouse fragrance

One of my favourite recent goals, Quaresma vs Belgium http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa1IHjSAXYo

Think this is a funnier video. The streak after the camp referee is f***ing brilliant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuEcLjbUS1E

John Barnes' goal against Blackburn was better than Ronaldinho's.

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