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I think the Mancs might be a teensy bit up for it too

still can't bring myself to like him, but he played really well

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NYR in 2007 = Romario in 2001

dunno about Owen, but Robbie's going to Arsenal

he might be going to Man Utd in the summer

get heggem fit again, perfect for right wing-back

but ZZ will be in centre mid next season. Will we be able to keep him, Gerrard and Welsh happy?

4th series Larry's about to get his oats, when he realises the woman he's with has a picture of Bush in her room he recounts the tale to Jeff, who replies "What the f*** were you thinking!? A picture of Bush, who gives a flying f***! I'd f*** her with a Bush mask on!"

Carra, in the days when he was a scapegoat with 'no mobility' my sig comes from Curb Your Enthusiasm

anyone remember when he was referred to on the forum as 'Log'?

"snitching" FFS are you 12? please don't try to justify your manhood by offering to race me on your pushbike

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was he ever really any good? I remember him having impressive pace, and getting a lot of the ball, but his end product always seemed disappointing

or perhaps one about Everton: Let me tell you the story of a poor boy Who was sent far away from his home To fight for his king and his country And also the old folks back home So they put him in a Highland division Sent him off to a far foreign land Where the flies swarm around in their thousands And there's nothing to see but the sands In a battle that started next morning Under an Arabian sun I remember that poor Scouser Tommy Who was shot by an old Nazi gun As he lay on the battle field dying dying dying With the blood gushing out of his head (of his head) As he lay on the battle field dying dying dying These were the last words he said... Oh... I am a Liverpudlian I come from the Spion Kop I like to sing, I like to shout I go there quite a lot (every week) We support the team that's dressed in Red A team that we all know A team that we call Liverpool And to glory we will go We've won the League, we've won the Cup We've been to Europe too We played the Toffees for a laugh And we left them feeling blue - Five Nil! One two One two three One two three four Five nil! Rush scored one Rush scored two Rush scored three And Rush scored four! Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

they won't easy this

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2-0 to us next week, piece of piss we've done it before and we'll do it again "need a miracle" my a*** it's a European Cup semi-final at Anfield - it's gonna be awesome