Earl Hafler

I agree. Kewell, Sinama, Cisse and Crouch. Man City are far from a great team and they took advantage of the weaknesses in Man Utd's midfield and defence. Vidic will probably start and he'll know he's been in a game if Crouch and Cisse are up for it. Surely Garcia will be rested ?

Capdevila - solid, talented left back who wouldn't be cup-tied for the CL. Ribery - brilliant forward who can play anywhere across the front line and would do very nicely as a right sided forward. Has played in the UEFA for Marseille but under UEFA Champions League regulations 15.12 and 15.13 we could register him for the CL.

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Kev - how long did it take to edit " Blue Oyster Bar " out of all those posts ?

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Capdevila and Ribery would suit me fine.

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Someone on here might know but if not, go to http://www.songofthesalesman.co.uk/ and check the recent additions or the B listings in ' Adverts '. Also check the forums. Really helpful site.

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Surely the protagonist would be Sami ? R A Softland being the matador

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Seemingly being an intelligent bloke, you do realise how many goals scored don't actually go where the scorer intended and also that players sometimes just aim for the goal, not a specific corner ? Rooney's Goal Of The Season last year - total fluke.

Did you hear him talking at the weekend about the Bowyer / Murphy swap ? " I know the two clubs are talking but i have no idea what about or at what stage the talks are " was basically what he said. Jimmy Saville joins " Celebrity Big Brother " Graeme Souness joins " Lost "

We've been knocked out of 2 World Cup because our first choice keepers were over the hill and had lead in their boots. Shilton the dozy fecker in 1990 and Seaman in 2002.

The rumours the surfaced a few months ago that Villa were about to be taken over - could that have come from the NOTW just for this story ? I wish they'd shut that paper down. And the rest of the crap like Heat. " Oooh, there's Rooney's girlfriend carrying empty shopping bags ! "

Has he had it extended ? I've seen that before but thought i saw one on his arm after he'd swapped shirts.

Le Tallec ! saved. That would have made it interesting

If it is Cooper then i like him as a person and a player but he's a useless pundit / analyst.

Well done on being the 3,786th person to mention it and also congrats on another brilliant topic.

5 Live - Is this Brian Little ? I thought i was getting static but it must be the scraping sound.

Sunderland have no chance...no chance at all. Fear The Mockers.

Strangely addictive viewing.

Can we have avatars like those ?

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