KD07

My nan told me she'd put in a better shift than Dirk now. And she's dead.

needs a new thread without the 'broken ankle'.

Logged on.. read that Warnock's a probable signing. Logging off.. FSG..sigh.

If he was my dog, I'd put him down. Hard.

They probably think Ryan forced HFW to wear the kit before snapping it on his mobile.

We made cruising to defeat almost a culture under LMA's manager of the year.

Who's to say glen doesn't already have a truckload of these monitor thingies hidden away already...

FSG have got to get a move on these transfers. I need to update my FM2011.

Kelly was fantastic and I thought Agger looked classy at the back. Would love to see him and Skrtel together as a partnership.

Only if he wanted to experience the 360 head spin. I'm still awaiting Haukur Gudnason's debut. He was on the bench once. Saw it with me eyes.

31 here too, but Ryan Giggs gives us hope..

I have to add that before i got online just as the news broke, I had just taken a s****. Itwas abundantly thick and longer than usual, towering over the edge of the water like a king diplodocus. It felt awesome to have it out. In memory of its ejection, I shall refer to it from now on as The Hodge.

love the man, marina, lyndsey, paul, kelly and lauren.

Surfing the net without much enthusiasm, given the team's malaise (i'm affected like that) when I realised TLW had overloaded (requiring you to sign in). Had a feeling something was up but tried valiantly to quell the escalating excitement, it was as if I could sense something good arising. In a flash, headed on here, my eyes frantically scanning words on the screen until they hit the best thing to come out of Kev in a while, "Kenny - Boss". It's on.

this happiness will be shared by millions i'm sure with the sole exception of my finance manager. pray tell why i've got the sudden urge to visit the offal's online store.

It's on.

f*** of woy ya tosser!

f*** you purse fellow!

getting the away kit with dalglish on the back. it has to be.

The Klutz is dead! Long live the King!

Elisabeth Kübler-Ross, On Death and Dying (New York: Macmillan, 1969) 45–60.

holy donatello, you lot wanting adebayor can't be serious. what a repulsive man, after all the effort in ridding the club of toxic characters, you're looking to assimilate new ones in. mother of michaelangelo wept.

it's standard passing procedure in glen johnson soccer school.

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8189159/ That's just outrageous!