The Hitman

Aaaargh!!! Just got an invite to my bird's mum's birthday dinner at a really good curry house.I can't say no,can I? Has anybody got any decent excuses? Anny Road's team looks like a safe bet if Finnan and Gerrard are fit.Just don't want to see Kromkamp out there,he's turning into my new Bjornebye/Walters/Diouf/Cisse/Kewell

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The problem with the S*n article was with the editors and journalists.It's left to the professionals in charge of the paper,the editors. The editors of the S*n and the NOTW were different,as they are different papers.It was the editor's mistake to run that story,we all know who the editor of the S*n was at the time,and all who were associated with that paper. The NOTW and its staff had NOTHING to do with the story that was printed about Hillsborough. That,for me,is the end of it.

To be fair to the horrible c***,I'd say that Drogba has adapted pretty well.In my opinion,he's one of their most effective players,for the way they currently play their football.

No,no,no,you tools!! I meant with regards to whether they're allowed,what with all this KFS stuff,because there's loads of them about! And somebody's already nicked your joke!!

Thanks Harry. YNWA

He can shoot,but he shouldn't be allowed near those free kicks where he just t***s it.

"End of a remarkable England career" What's remarkable,the fact that he's won f*** all,been close to winning f*** all? The fact that he's s***ted out of tackles that cost goals,got sent off in vital games and played in several tournaments when he's been desperately unfit? His memorable moment is scoring an equalising free-kick against Greece in a World Cup Qualifier. A f***ing qualifier.Hardly the mark of a footballing legend now is it?

What about all the Spanish-themed flags and banners we get these days?

Riise's a good left-back,he has obvious flaws,but he's a very useful member of the squad. Keep him,unless they're offering stupid amounts.

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Well,sounds like he's a celebrity fan who actually goes to the game.

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Keep Israeli flags scouse!!

Nope

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I thought Nardiello was supposed to be good. Good luck lads.

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