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Hughes is being offered mega money in Saudi and (cheeky c***) is disheartened with the lack of progress in the multi club model delivery.

Reading about the Spuds situation and contract they’ve offered Tudor. Turning 2+2 into 5 and they appear to be waiting for a permanent head coach who is available in Summer ‘26. Spuds wanted Slot before, might they get their man in Summer?

I was worried about it being a very similar injury to the one Bradley suffered. Break and ligaments.

He gained 9kg of muscle but also Asthma

Zero pressing again. These will score.

The gap between Robertson and Gakpo is huge.

I feel like John Coffey and the “Am tired, boss” meme watching this game.

De Zerbi is on their list. Interview ASAP.

We are three points from the bottom half, we have won on game in the league this year and we are 17 points behind Arsenal. And most importantly, we are s*** to watch. Has Jurgen ruined me for all other managers?

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1 point in 3 was my prediction and I am gonna add a FA cup exit in there too.

Heard he’s genuinely thinking about it but on HIS terms. I am beginning to think football is broken. For 30 years, we have pushed players to be the next big thing. Owen, Rooney, Cherno Samba and Odegaard (to an extent) to be world class at a ridiculously young age, and I think we are doing it with managers now. Fabregas, Alonso, Arbeloa and Hurzeler are all ridiculously young. I don’t know if they have the intangible skills like motivation and persuasion, their technical skills are undoubted. The appetite for more and quicker is insatiable.

Jurgen is as happy and healthy has he’s ever been. I actually think it’s be unfair to bring him back to fix this s***.

If we aren’t on the phone to Xabi by Tuesday it’s absolutely negligence.

I am a sadist.

Are you gonna blame the low block tonight you, f***ing bellwhiff.

Arne you are doing as well as a throw in coach. Well done, good process.

1 game - heads gone.

Straight red 3 games. Let Cherki score. Games gone.

What have we become.

Post match autopsy will be insufferable.

I would rather waterboard myself than watch more of these bottling gobs***es.

Hahahah, f*** it. Sack Slot, Hughes, Edwards, Gakpo and my f***ing nan.

f***ing he’ll this will be shaky for next 5

Nunez was stupid but Gakpo has to be very, very close.