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I can’t even be arsed to moan anymore. We all know he’s not good enough. It’s negligent that he’s still here.

That should be 6 and we haven’t had a shot on target yet. Fml.

Salah remaining in the bench has to be out of spite.

Not bringing Salah on is a weird power play.

Both goals had 20+ passes before their goals. We haven’t even made 20+ consecutive passes in about 8 games, never mind the finish.

Doue should have had a second and Dembele miss was ridiculous.

That could and should be 3-0

Five defenders and still one on one with keeper

I meant mastermind but megamind feels more accurate.

Here is megamind plotting PSG down fall.

“We found love in a hopeless place” feels apt with this team.

Not getting the Marmadashvili hate. The spinning ball from Gravenberch’s back drops it in below the bar.

Our player will be turning on each other by half time.

I do have an eye test on a Friday so you’re probably correct.

Ibanez, the agent.

Was it the Carpenters who sang “it’s only just begun”.

Rumours of interesting attendees tonight.

Doue, Dembele and Kvaratskhelia are going to mangle our back four. If it’s a five, he’s more clueless than I thought.

Yeah, we are getting beat.

I remember something about £50-£65k for Jones at his last bump but I know he wants circa 125k. He can afford that Cullinan at £400k some point he’s not skint.

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Sobered up a bit now. I believe he has had informal conversations with someone connected to Ajax, Leicester are in the s*** with some good prospects and a potential decent club for us to loan players to, Klopp is the dream (but it may just be be a dream) and players think he’s too aloof, too cool for school and a bit Rafa when it comes to man-management. Send help and pickled onion monster munch.

It’s where he’s been f***ing off too. Leicester have a few decent prospects that are ripe for stealing.

The club use access against them.

It’s been done for a while. Players and Staff know. Ajax is most likely destination. If we flukes the ECL, things could change, just like Ana De Armes could change my marital status but it’s not likely Who is next is unknown. Alonso obviously on the list but Enrique (is on everyone’s list), Nagelsman, Iraola & Klopp are too. Widely reported and I presume betting markets reflect these names too. Players we are looking at are Fatawu, Monga, Nathaniel Brown (?), Slotterbeck, Collins (don’t know which one), Rayan and Olise. Scouting is always feeding back but these players have had specific scouts watch them. Reportedly. Hungover. Over and out.