Big G Superhero

EDIT: Just seen Adam's post above, so nowt to see here!

No caption, but what the f*** are they doing there?! Gayest thing ever!

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Agreed. f***in ace player though.

Yes but can he do twelvety stepovers?

Crouch's house had just been robbed Gonzalez was injured If we'd have shelled out on Alves we wouldn't have been able to afford Kuyt.

f***in hell that was close, just managed to change my Yahoo FF team in time, from Crouch to Kuyt... surprised the big man's not starting, although being robbed may have something to do with that?

Why?

Or Stevie's on the left to rip Nicky Hunt a new a****** as Armin hinted at. Surprised Sami's not starting to resist the aerial onslaught, although saying that, might need Agger's pace against Anelka. Gonzalez went over on his ankle chasing down a ball near the end of the match on Wednesday. Tried to run it off, but couldn't do much when Gerrard passed him the ball. He tapped it straight back to Gerrard looking to get rid, who then 1-2'd it straight back to him and went on a run

He has improved drastically on there, fair play to him...

I presume you're being sarcastic?

And an extra chromosome... Sorry

They're trying to make him into the new Barthez

Hello Cally77 / Momo

Peter Crouch begs the crowd to stop brandishing their invisible spears at him

It's in Ukraine

In the words of John McEnroe, YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS?!!

That's what I thought, although I think it's an urban myth that the players now subscribe to - I'm sure I read some interview with Garcia or Xabi saying that they heard YNWA either in the dressing room or as they were leaving it and that it lifted them, which contradicts what other players have said before...

Circulation figures I would presume

My thoughts exactly

They should've bought Djimi while they had the chance!

Same here, proper orchestrating quarterback-style performance, battled well, looked fairly sharp.

Phil Neal's driving me bonkers