I see the Globe Trotting Eskimo makes it to yet another London 'away' game. The feckin Mockney 'EU member state' citizen Cinzano supping loppy haired hippy type (but not as bad as that other loppy haired c*nt Kahnee) jester hat wearing OOC/OOT twunt. Do you even know where the M6 is El Bacardi?
Trevor Morley being stabbed by his wife for (allegedly) being caught out shaggging team mate Ian Bishop. Or was it Ian Bishop who got stabbed? Whatever, poofy footballers all look the same don't they.