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If he has such a big heart then why the f*** does he not use it to pump oxygen around his body at a sufficient rate to allow him to chase after the bloody ball. Or to put defenders under pressure. Or to get up off the OT turf? Cool, maybe we can organise it so that the fans pick the team from now on. Subs done through the red button on Sky. Then again, perhaps not

To me Cisse comes across as style over substance. He wants to come on with his tattoos and coloured hair, then run really fast, hit the ball really hard and be the match winner - the guy making the back page headlines. He doesn't seem to realise that he needs to work hard. Work hard for himself, hard for the team, hard for the manager. CONSISTENTLY. Day in day out. Did he spend too long in France where he perhaps got set in his ways? I dunno. *opens a can of worms* Pity we didn't sell Cisse instead of Baros in the summer. We'd have made more money and kept a better striker...

Brilliant performance so far but the finishing could have killed it off by now. I can't see us dominating the second half as much as the first. Forest will probably nick one but we'll hang on... Come on you redmen!!

I think he means that we got a decent footballer in exchange for Josemi. Harsh but fair

Almost a third there for Charlton. f*** this is dire from us now. Confidence has totally drained out of us

Why would Djimi be marking their right back? Just because it's on the left side of our defence doesn't automatically make it his man

Away fans are really loud tonight. Good to hear lads

Another free-kick wasted. To say it was telegraphed understates just how obvious it was that Cisse was going to hit it

Cisse needs to learn a trick to go past someone, knock it past and sprint has been caught on

Poor free-kick. Great delivery but wasted because no-one makes a run towards goal

How did you think he did? Personally, I thought he had yet another poor game. Got the red card right but then he seemed to decide that he had to even it up by not awarding us a clear penalty for a push in the back. I hate to see this guy in charge of our games Was the tackle on LG as he ran into the box a foul? I didnt think the defender touched the ball

So not c***ery then, aside from scoring in a net that was bigger than the official rules...

I noticed that Martin Tyler said during the second half that ManU had the pitch watered at HT to make it easier to play. He said that only the half that we would be playing second half was watered though. At 0-0 (and my ManU supporting mate can testify), I was irate. This has nothing to do with the result and everything to do with fair play. What utter, utter c***s. That is the lowest of the low imo. f***ing cheating. As much as I hate Manu I never thought them capable of such lowlife, Bolton-esque c***ery as that. Shows exactly how far we've come tbh