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ohh FFS. Merry Christmas Everyone - By Slade was #1 when i was born.

I suspect Moreno is a a better midfielder than defender

Well said to be honest. We are lucky to be alive. And really quite alive.

Owen was class day in day out at that age too, and then there was this chap... what the f*** would he have been worth at 19 today?

wow. IBE

i remember using divock as an insult at school, cross between divvy and pillock is my guess!

he's busy with his pad figuring out how far out of position he can play the new signings.

we need two

We should insist that all Liverpool players use Jamie Carragher as their agent.

it's so much money it's obscene, it's disrespectful to the fans. This is Liverpool. He should be happy with 100 quid a week and free lunches. It's all out of hand. More money a week than the prime minister's annual salary. And these footballers pay for nothing, it's all free - whatever they want.

Lambert hasn't been given a chance, needs to play regularly to keep his fitness up the arl bugger. Not sure we can do that, but i likes the cut of his jib against QPR. Balotelli? what has been going on? how can you be ill so often? is it something we knew about when we signed him? he's a f***ing nutter, but is he our kind of nutter? again he needs match fitness. It's difficult to judge most of last seasons signings because they simply haven't played enough to be fully match fit. We should only have signed half of them and simply not sold Suarez. We'd have won the f***ing league. See, it's easy this running a football club lark.

I can only imagine he's lost the dressing room. The attitude of Sterling, and to an extent Sturridge, tells a lot I think. I just cannot understand the abject performances we've seen this season in contrast to some of the mindblowing high tempo stuff at other times.

nice one, was trying to remember which track that was!

I think that's quite a strange take on it all. The manager's substitutions won us the game. again.

Now then god, what exactly are you up to in the middle east??

had to read it a few times.

Brazil vs Columbia

If there is one thing i've learnt from dilly season, it's that categoric denials are often the opposite of what's going on!

Wonder what Dr Peters could do with Balotelli

systematic destruction of all who stand before us.

it's on

awwww.

if we did actually sign Vidal, Pogba and Reus. I'm not sure i'd be able to contain myself. we'd certainly need to dust off the best midfield in the world song.

yep, since the defence was rubbish last season - Brendan is scrapping the lot. Just using attack.

administrative - does that mean getting paid?