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What the f*** is going on with that hairdo? Get rid, it's worse than Harry Kewell's.

Prison slang?

I was really impressed with one of our counter attacks in the first half. We turned defence into attack in just a few seconds. I think it was Alonso who won the ball and moments later Gerrard swung in a low cross that Moro almost got to. Kewell and Crouch were also in there. They were up there faster than Beckham for an England goal celebration.

Did Stalteri make contact or did Kewell fall over his own legs? I couldn't quite make it out from where I was sitting (behind some tall bloke in the pub ). Stalteri didn't seem to kick up much of a fuss about it though.

Some Spurs fan behind me kept yelling "f*** off Kewell you w*****" every time Harry was on the screen. It was f***ing sweet when he nailed that volley. Another good performance from him today and he finally got his goal. It's been long overdue.

14 km according to someone... Can't remember who though.

Why is there a thread about a City player in the Liverpool forum? Absolutely loved that goal from Robbie today. And the five fingers up was just phenomenal. Made a few lovely flicks after he came on.

Today was one of his best performances so far for us. He was everywhere and even pulled off a few tricks as well. His tecnique to win a corner near the end was terrific.

Hopefully Smith will play against us.

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Didn't someone (Elisha?) say that we were looking for a club to take Carson on loan?

He's out injured now right? I guess they'll be forced to play him when Yobo goes to the African Nations Cup... I don't get the whole tempo issue either, but after his first reserve game for Everton he complained about it in the Danish papers. He seem genuinely shocked. He said it would take some time to get used to the furious tempo. He said the big difference from Italy is that in Italy the strikers never put pressure on the centre backs whereas in England they constantly chase the ball. In Italy he had time on the ball and could think before passing. There's not time to do that in England so you're often forced to make hasty decisions - something he isn't used to. The injury and lack of first team action probably hasn't helped him settle in either. Hopefully Agger will cope better. Krøldrup's already got the fans on his back after ONE game. I'd be gutted if the same happened to Agger. That's why I'm happy Rafa seems willing to wait for him to be 100% fit before throwing him on - even though I can hardly wait to see him playing for us.

Most of the papers said he had a nightmare and couldn't deal with the high tempo. Hard to argue with. I think a lot of people, including myself, were a bit surprised. He's looked an excellent player in Seria A with Udinese and has also been solid everytime he's played for the national team. He's been out for a while and will need some time to find his feet in a new league but I was still shocked at how much he struggled against Villa. I still back him to come good though and despite the debut I think most people here still believe he'll be a good player for Denmark for many years to come.

FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! ?

Definately. Chelsea is a freak and there's not much we can do about them for now. We can do our best to beat them when we play them but over the course of the season they've just been more consistent and had the extra luck. Their money has certainly raised the bar for what it takes to win the league. But that's why it's going to be extra sweet when we win it next season.

Well, as long as there's hope... But I really can't see it. I want to, but... I think they'll only lose another two points and win the league by 15-20 points. But next year... You're right. My point still stands though.

There's plenty of reasons to be optimistic and I definately think we'll get second place, but there's no way in hell I can see us catching Chelsea. We'll have to win all our remaining games and still we might not catch them. They've lost four points in 21 games. FOUR POINTS!!

Yes. And he can't wait to play in front of the Highbury crowd.

You're Superjay. I don't know why that email would change that.

I heard that there's a new referee for tomorrow's game. Dermot Gallagher will replace Rob Styles. Don't know why....

Liverpool.no are also saying he's not in the squad.

Maybe someone's buying it to make a circus tent out of it? It's pretty cheap for all the fabric.

Replace big Ron's name with Kenyon and you've reinvented the joke to current affairs.