The_Adder

They play like the complete opposites of each other - I think Holiett would be fantastic. Henderson should be playing in the same position too, he could actually be pretty damn good there. Perfect signing and our striking problems all gone - he would be 'moneyball' too as he is off the radar with his injury, would have to get him before the Euro's. He is deffo the one. It deffo said £30m a year. Aquilani, Cole, Torres, Poulsen, Konch, EL ZHAR He is superb, you will see, YOU.WILL.SEE!!! And there is my dream signing right there. Robben Holiett Rossi Boss CM Done.

I know what you mean, there was nothing clever about that

I'm sick of not getting enough starts (I'm free at 3pm tomorrow if anybody needs me)

We'll t*** them, it will be a great performance, which will actually hurt as it will mean nothing in the grand scheme of things when we should be pushing for 4th. I hope that Coates starts with Srktel, Carroll starts and Henderson starts in the middle to show us what he can actually do in the position he should be playing in and I'd like to see some of the kids get a few mins to see if they are actually any good.

6-0, Wright Phillips and Taraabt hatricks, all defelected off Downing.

He's got the moves like M Jagger

I thought he was excellent when he came in last season - especially away at the Emerates and at home to City.

5.30pm isnt really a 'night game' though is it?

The one thing I dont get is him playing so deep a lot of the time, surely he would be more effective right up top? PS: Soldado did get a hatrick but only one in the eight games before that.

I wish he was. In fact we should just sign Robben and have done with it.

I'm keeping mine, might as well since it is stuck there

Mine had a wee before, it was A-mazing!

You're right, prob cost at least £100m, bugger.

America.

Comolli set for triple swoop on Bilbao for Martinez, Munian and Llorente armed with £70m warchest.

I'm inclined to agree with this statement.

Thats true, but then when else? Needs to be in the middle, could be really good there with Lucas.

That Messi lad is very left footed though, doesnt seem to stop him no?

I want to be a bear

I like this a lot.

He's probably on a comedown from all that coke

2nd best game I've ever been, what a hit son, what a hit!!!

M'Villa or Martinez would be superb alongside Lucas, we'd have the best midfield... in the league. Carroll needs to play every game between now and the end of the season to see if he is gonna be our striker for the next. Then we need the skilful, pacey, playmaker of the Hazard variety. I think Hollett is a very good player and will get better and would give us pace and directioness which we lack. Excellent.

Reminds me of what Sissoko used to do for us (less so last night were he held his position brilliantly). Runs about, annoying the f*** out of the oppositions midfield, winning the ball - much, much better passer than Momo ever was mind.