Stevie

He probably just read it on the BBC transfer deadline page

Hopefully we have somebody at least half competent to oversee our transfer dealings in January.

Is Camera any good? I’ve only seen him play a few times but he didn’t appear to be a particularly reassuring figure as he seemed to just rely on his pace rather than read the game.

Frimpong is struggling for sure but he isn’t being helped by the midfield either though. In the old days we had the likes of Mo who would track back and help out with defending. Last season Mo stopped doing this and at the weekend both Gakpo and Szoboszlai just gave up running back and just watched on when we were struggling to defend.

Not a chance anyone at the club has given next summers transfer window a second thought

Edwards has already gone

The lack of player fitness is 100% on Slot / his coaches. It takes ages to get fitness and conditioning back to peak levels - notwithstanding the mental factor of it all.

I really am starting to think that someone internal at the club is trying to f*** us up. All this is beyond stupid if they think swapping Gakpo for Sarr is a good trade

I noticed that too about him only mentioning wide players. The hope is he’s not blind and can see the abomination in the middle of our midfield. Then there’s the full back situation too.

There’s definitely a tone of expectancy from him about new players arriving before this window closes.

Really can’t see Palace letting Wharton go now but weren’t RM looking to sell either Camavinga or Tchouaméni? We’ve been after both in the past so seems a bit odd we wouldn’t be interested in either of them now if they’re available

Still unbeaten. Utopia.

I’m sure he used to be able to run quickly too but he doesn’t even bother trying to get past players now

This ref is utter s***

He’s decent on the right

Interesting formation

Don’t you be upsetting dylers

Now don’t f*** it up again

Never in doubt

Isak has been utterly pathetic. He’s not even running into space looking for the ball

Not sure how Barcola fixes any of the issues that we are demonstrating yet again today

Yet he’s probably been our best midfielder so far today. The midfield is awful

Same simple punt through the middle has done us again. We never learn.

Our midfield is so weak

All this talk of players’ mums is giving me flashbacks of Paul Konchesky’s time with us. Maybe we’re better off swerving Mbaye after all.