Guy_Incognito

Do we really need a new kit? How long's the white away been going? A year? Isn't this what we mock the Glams for?

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We should give our share of the gate receipts to them. Just to piss off Luton.

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I was in the upper centenary, Kop end, and I have to say that I didn't hear any of them chants either.

I'll be there, but not drinking before or after.

Not watching it, but according the Guardian's minute by minute Owen's had a goal disallowed for offside that shouldn't have been. 0-0 HT Whoops - 48 mins: GOAL! Manchester U 1 - 0 Newcastle United. Smith is penalised, somewhat harshly, for fouling Ronaldo just outside the United area. Ronaldo places the ball just to the left of the D and hammers a low shot which goes under the jumping United wall and past Given, straight into the middle of the net. Ronaldo getting a dubious foul? Whatever next.

Nice to see 70400 milling around the forum. When his team's f***ing playing

Where would we be without him? He's saved us alot this season

Voronin and Riise off at half time. I don't even care if no one comes on to replace them. Can't be any worse.

If only his name was Wor Sam

I know it's repeated so much that it may seem like fact by now, but that really didn't happen.

At least we used to get results like this but could rely on beating the good teams

My stream's gone. Every now and again a commentator comes on and says someone's name in an excited voice and then feck's off. No picture either. It was all going so swimmingly too

We're not gonna score from open play here. Time to start running around in the penalty area waiting for a penalty

All going off! Reading get Sonko (I think) sent off for a foul in the box and Portsmouth miss the penalty, then Campbell scores for them a couple of minutes later

I've a mate who's just like that. Always getting battered and kicked out of clubs and it's never his fault. We take the piss out of him for it but he still genuinely believes it

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Chelsea are gonna walk this now

Cos it's tomorrow not today

Not seen any of the game, but apparently Spud's been MOTM so far.

I remember watching a Manc derby in Manchester when some Glams started giving abuse out about Scousers, and some Citeh lads started forcibly shouting them down. Shut the Glams up, I can tells ya.

I don't think I've felt the same since. That season was f***ing boss. I was getting tickets for just about any game I wanted and saw some belting games. I remember after we beat Ersenal with that last minute Mellor goal I got a text off my brother saying "You'll probably never go to a better game than that" and then the Wednesday after was THAT Olympiakos game... Since then I've struggled to get tickets for every single league game and Euro games have been a lot harder too. Can't wait to win the league, if only to compare the 2 feelings.

Here's ya goals