Lick

Schoolboy effort there from Carragher there - he looked and saw him and didn't stop. Just what we need to get the kids on

All hail GWistooshort. How do you do it mate?

And that's why Babel can f*** off.

I don't see the point of keeping Torres on at this point. He clearly can't be arsed and is playing badly. Get him off and give N'gog or Babel a run.

Andy's far more entertaining than the match so far. Keep it up I say.

Depressing though it is, it's also funny to see the total football specialists hoofing it at Adebayor every chance they get..

f*** me. What a disgraceful decision from allegedly our best ref. Did he think Carrick had knocked it sideways and slightly backwards?

Is that Nani, one of the 2 £18m purchases that have barely figured this season, played pretty poorly when they've made it on the pitch, and yet nobody thinks it's worth a mention? Along with the s***load gone on Berbatov and the £18m on injury misfit Hargreaves.

It's a team collectively bricking it by the looks of things. Panic everywhere and no leaders on the pitch to take charge and calm everyone down. WTF is this substitution?

Not really the game I would have expected us not to be making substitutions. Maybe he just can't make his mind up who to take off?

Mascherano and Lucas may as well not be on the pitch for all the influence they're having. If Masch is injured get him off, drop Lucas back and get Riera on.

I've been critical of Rafa at times, but there's sod all he can do about the individual errors gifting them goals like that. Aliens have kidnapped our back four, not the manager...

No seriously - you f*** off you little moron.

How about you f*** off?

For the next 15 minutes can we have our old defence back?

We've had a good go, but it was a silly sub (and one we've seen before have a negative outcome). Skrtel's had a good season but he's not done well these two matches and neither has Carra.

We should really be a bit more focused in the final third - get another one or two then we can really relax. As it is one lucky goal from them and it's all nervous again. Riera in particular is spoiling a lot of promising play with bad decisions. (and yes, I realise this could be construed as nit-picking given we're all over them)

Our corners are still s**** though. Can't believe we have to say this week after week, no matter who takes them and no matter who's in the middle... Ah well. At least there's not much else to moan about today

They gonna go on for days about man-marking at set-pieces now? Somehow I doubt it...

Insua having another good game. Surely he's going to keep us from spending another 7m or whatever on another left back?

save? crap finish by Kuyt - whole goal to aim at from 4 yards and hits the keeper

Carra with a mare there. Luckily Drogba had a bigger mare. We look a bit dodgy at the back - probably going to need another goal.

Were we supposed to be castrating him, and selling him?

Piss poor second half. No urgency. Hope we can nick something...

f*** me. Zlatan is the biggest bottling s***house to ever set foot on a football pitch. Surely?