JohnnyH

Or is he doing Rafas bidding to shake up G&H?

priceless Don't rise to his s****. He's trying to prove a point as to why some scousers complained to the newspaper.

First time I've laughed with you and not at you.

Well, I may be dumb, and bad at getting people to stop jokes, but at least I'm not.....hang on......

We wouldn't, mainy becasue we're used to it. Dumb-Irish jokes are still a staple of the English wit. We just ignore it and get on with our lives. Just watch the ad break on Paramount comedy chanel with that moron on the streets telling jokes and paying people if they don't laugh. Nearly all the jokes are "This paddy was walking down the, etc..., and ends with us been stupid for some reason"

You're actually starting to sound a bit desperate in your efforts to wind up people now. No one is biting. Time to go back to red issue.

WOW, great list paisley81 M4TTA, that's you put in your place.

I was teetering on the fence until I read this post. I now know that this lad is just on the wind up and is either a manc or a bitter. I find it odd though that he would actually spend so many days trying to wind people up. Must be annoying though to find that no one is getting annoyed and are instead just laughing at him.

f***ing tools complaining. The most obvious "I told you so" I'll ever get to say. He got exactly what he wanted.

You are funny. You keep coming out with rubbish and then your next post completely ignores the fact your previous post was total crap. You've stepped on your own points so much you?re probably almost reaching a height of 5ft 4! All we were hearing yesterday was that Xabi was going. Yet the truth was that Parry and Rafa were working very hard on the final details of a contract to keep one of Europe?s finest midfielders at the club. How do you know we are not a few sentences away from an agreed contract with Malouda, or Eto, or Villa, or Torres? You've not got a friggin clue like most of us. Your little drama queen posts just look like a spoilt kid banging his fists screaming "I want it NOW"

I'm actually getting happier as each hour passes. Pepe, Xabi, Stevie and Carra all in a few days. FANTASTIC

I've heard* that all the new contracts state that if Rafa eventually goes to Madrid that he can take these players with him for a nominal fee. *made up a story

Oh do f*** off will you. Bit harsh from Rafa. A simple "We don't want him" would have done.

Delighted with this. I was really nervous he was going to leave. This is a big step, and maybe a settled Xabi will get back to those world class 1st year performances, as opposed to just the brilliant footy he was playing since then..... Some dating website if I was to guess.

What position does it play?

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Masch?

Not much od a sting, and I'm one of the people who wants Owen back at Anfield.

Don't leave us hanging. What is the sting so we can discuss it at length with interspersed "it'll never happen though" comments.

Again, I think we need to be absolutely clear on this. He is correct about Cork.

Read my posts and snookiejanes. They explain why. It is just scousers this week. It will be Muslims next week; French the following week, etc. The man is a muppet.

Who are you blaiming and for what now? FFS

get out.

We're ok. This is a promising and positive article from Bascombe therefore forum lore dictates that he is in the know and that the article is factual. However, should there be a change of heart from, for example, Alonso, and bascombe reports this, then, as per forum lore, Bascombe will know f*** all.