Walrus

BBC: Liverpool have had 74 shots against Manchester United this season! In two and a half games. United have had 34. When will we start scoring?

One stark raving mad what?

This reminds me of autumn319(?) and his story about the girl and the cake.

Cheers, bud

He’s not set the world on fire, granted. But I wouldn’t single him out - the whole team wasn’t at it.

Que?

What was he 130 million or something silly like that?

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I like how the club have played this. Salah is injured, oh really? So is Trent, Szobo and every other f***er too. Woe is me. Oh yeah and Klopp is leaving!! The mother of all smokescreens. On Monday when they unveil Mbappe, Klopp and Mo will be there laughing alongside him and on we go again.

I’m sure he could do the Endo job (he’s aggressive and has a good reach) on the pitch and then help out the new manager tactically as and when.

Pep L is better at Darts (misspelled this with an f instead of d first as my eyesight’s slowly f***ing waning). He also looks a bit like a fox. Bet he’s super clever, him. The thing with this new manager is that I don’t want any to be honest. For a fair weather overseas ”fan” like me this might be the point where the intensity of following the club/league/sport takes a substantial dip. We’ll see.

Sign him as a player?

Did anyone ask yesterday in the presser why they are announcing it now?

The walrus was Jürgen?

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Now that Salah is done for let’s bring in Mbappe already in January.

Can’t believe he’s still on our books.

Song, Barry, not sure who the third one is? Mudryk?

What have the Romans ever done for us?

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Thing is had I not started to watch this game on 75 mins I’d probably not have been pissed off about the result. Mistake.

They’re still not gonna win it. Probably ManC and if not then us.

Who he?