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Saw a clip where he is talking about Lampard and how others in the squad were saying he’s only getting a chance cos his dad's this and his uncles that but not rio, oh no, rio could see from the very beginning, the VERY beginning that he was a special player. Shame this ability to identify such promising players never translated into a coaching or manager job for him though.

Inheaco off the post, usually he puts them well wide in title decisive games, the big fecking walloper.

Celtic and rangers have won the league every year for the last 40 years. Hearts last won a league in 1960. Still unsure?

Gtfin YES!!

Weird corners routine…

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He won’t be speaking will he? Jeez that will be very embarrassing.

And still we will finish above neverton

Another game we’re letting in three or more…10th time this season. TEN FFS.

We’ve got the best T-Rex in the division lads.

We may find ourselves in a similar league position to them too.

This is spurs level badness.

Remember when we most signed his cousin Ricky van wolfswinkel? Heady days indeed.

Joe has done well so far, 10 minutes of movement and nothing has fallen off yet, only a matter of time of course.

This season so far, this has got to be the most radical option someone has chosen instead of watching the same. Hope you and your companion(s) have fun. And lube.

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If he spends enough time in the sunshine he’ll resemble a conker - whatchagonnadothen huh?

Shows you how boring as f*** it normally is!

Ahbf***moff

Will Southampton get kicked out of the playoffs? Have they lost the right to be relegated next season? And will they take 6 points off whatever team Slot is in charge of? Answers on a post card (2nd class will do) to sir bert milichip, 15 bobbins lane, fartsville, england

I’m sure there was some discussion about rivalry back when Waldorf and Stadler were on the scene, now it’s Boelhy and the LA Dodgems, but Boelhy seems to be more of a back seat driver (sorry) these days.

Joe is such a great guy, shame the injuries have nobbled him so often but we really should be bringing in his replacement this summer - whether that’s an experienced player or a 19-20 year old with potential, the situation needs to be fixed.

Ben White set to miss the rest of the season and somewhat ironically the world cup.

Bluffers don’t tend to last long at Bayern so this should serve as a warning flag, not that FSG will be looking for anything of the sort.