Jambo

Yawn

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Don't be such a tool. We've suffered a slight dip in form since the blitzkrieg start to the season. It's self-evident. That's all the guy's saying.

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Absolutely spot on.

An absolutely awesome display that was. My Scottish accent was coming back by the minute. 'Ya f***ing beauteeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaay'

Love that!

Spot on. And I've never seen anything to arouse my suspicions quite as much as yesterday's disgrace.

Forget all that - the key point is, can anyone fix Swipe's poxy TV??? I need to know.

f*** me. What a w*****.

If it had been, say, us and Arsenal fighting for fourth place and Arsenal went to Old Trafford to face a team containing just 4 or 5 regular starters, don't you think we'd be bitterly pissed off? I know I would be. I just think hatred is an odd emotion when it comes to Warnock.

I'm pretty sure it's only ever been on Sky Mix, then Sky Two (or even Sky Three if there is such a thing?) Glad you liked it anyway

"pace and power", "power and pace" - if I hear these cliches one more time I swear I'll scream

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Bloody hell guys, can't tell you how gratifying it is to think people actually know the series. Owing to a c**k up at Sky it was never even shown on Sky One. You've made me happy

Just in the premiership, Mourinho and Allardyce spring instantly to mind

I like Warnock. I like his passion and he makes me laugh. There's hundreds of bigger c***s out there.

Just found this on You Tube - a clip from a series I made in 2004. I know it's a bit blowing my own trumpet, but it's feckin hilarious if I say so myself

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Come off it Kev! Just because Setanta chose to broadcast it and you chose to watch it, doesn't make it anything other than a pre=season friendly. It's a run out. It's not about giving the fans value for money or whatever, it's about preparing for the proper stuff to come. If people are going to start giving the team a hard time over a match like this, might as well chuck the towel in now.

f*** off yourself. Idiot