Ombudsam

Keeping your hair long was deffo on those commandments that Zeus gave Moses

Can’t remember the last time I picked a team. I genuinely just say “This” or suggest helpful tweaks in accordance with my biases. I just assume Klopp knows what he’s doing mostly and then watch the lads prove him right every other season. Becker Trent Konate VvD Gomez Dunno Mac Jones Dunno Nunez/Jota/Gakpo Diaz/Jota/Gakpo I reckon we’ll win

I think we will too. Some of you are being way bigger fannies than Klopp will be given the gap between matches.

It does prove that Salah isn’t world class though.

The Man City and Watford goals in successive weekends should have seen new Bank Holidays passed in parliament.

This is sad to watch. Roy Evans is looking down on us from heaven with a tear rolling down his cheek, wondering how one of Phil Babb’s staunchest countrymen could become this.

Yes but you keep saying amazing things. I love it. It’s well better than Klopp is ace, Jota can finish etc etc. Can I suggest a regular column or a podcast?

I’m dead happy that Everton are dead sad but if that’s a red and the Jones red was the awfullest worstest ever then… ok

@WillG, if you are typing something like “Look I’m not saying he isn’t an extremely good player but…” save the effort.

If Swipe is desperate to sell Trent and Klopp builds his team around him, he must really hate Jurgen. Must drive him nuts thinking our manager is a c***. I disagree but people are entitled to their opinions.

This is wild. Curtis Jones is world class by your definition but Mbappe isn’t?

Salah’s almost always our top scorer as well as our highest paid player and he plays wide You and Molby are nailing this

If big teams win, despite everyone not wanting them to then it’s boring. If a little team wins then the big team is hammered for not respecting the cup. People also get further down the line and realise there are s*** teams left in it and it’s w***. I’m sure it’s none of the biggest issue for any of us but also I can’t be arsed with this weird English psyche. I like it when I like it and don’t when I don’t. Stick a CL place on it if you’re allowed to and redistribute more money lower down the chain and it will all become less painful. We’ll rotate to the same level we would for a league game. I honestly think it will be fine and we can’t do a domestic treble if we get knocked out.

Crafton’s got a great point about people insisting that you like the FA Cup. It’s true. I’ll like it if I want Anyway, am I missing something. We’ve had a week’s break and then we have this game and then a semi v Fulham and then no game until the rapture or whatever. What’s all the talk of rotation? Just play the team.

It doesn’t matter if we can cover his wages. It would mean we’d have to pay everyone else more and that would break us. Having said that, in terms of star players we have Becker (goalkeepers don’t count and are only 9% of a pitch), VVD (aging), Trent and Mo who might be sold to cover it. Who else realistically is walking in and asking for more money. They can all f*** off.

I don’t think we’d pay the money Mbappe would want. It would blow our structure.

Cool. Got away with one

50 points. I wish we’d played seriously against Brentford at the start of the season.

There’ll be an Everton fan on NSNO saying that refs aren’t fit for purpose and neither are the administrators but it’s a general thing that football needs to fight against and not an anti-Everton thing. Good luck fella!

There’s not a footballer mentioned here that’s a real person

I agree. No idea why Swipe wants him sold.

I like it when spider-neil and fred milne argue over Hamann’s effectiveness.

Wow. This is someone on this forum and actually the internet saying “Oh yeah. I checked and you’re right and I was wrong”

It is definitely part of his job. We didn’t spend that much money for him not to finish. He’s having a f***ton of impact on games and making us loads better. It’s mental not being able to see or acknowledge that.

I hate the song parts of threads